Ab Aapki Khidmat Mein Hazir Hai 3 Legs Baba (Sexidas Ke Bade Bhai) Ke Kuch Parvachan
Saamp Or Choot Jahaan Bhi Miley Maar Dalo
Gaand Or Gubbara (Balloon) Kabhi Bhi Or Kahi Bhi Fatt Sakte Hai
Choot Chahe Jitni Bhi Khulli Ho Jaye Maarni Toh Lund Se Hi Padti Hai.
Kutte Ko Mootne Ke Liye Or Ladki Ko Choodne Ke Liye Apni Taange Uthani Hi Padti Hai.
Doodh Or Gaand Jab Bhi Phatt Te Hain Toh Aawaaz Nahi Aati.
Exam Dene Mein Ek Ghanta Or Daaru Peene Mein Ek Peg Hamesha Kum Rah Jata Hai.
Apni Patni Or Gaadi Agar Kisi Doosre Ke Haath Doge Toh Wo Thukk Kar Hi Wapis Ayenge
Gaand Or Gubbara (Balloon) Kabhi Bhi Or Kahi Bhi Fatt Sakte Hai
Choot Chahe Jitni Bhi Khulli Ho Jaye Maarni Toh Lund Se Hi Padti Hai.
Kutte Ko Mootne Ke Liye Or Ladki Ko Choodne Ke Liye Apni Taange Uthani Hi Padti Hai.
Doodh Or Gaand Jab Bhi Phatt Te Hain Toh Aawaaz Nahi Aati.
Exam Dene Mein Ek Ghanta Or Daaru Peene Mein Ek Peg Hamesha Kum Rah Jata Hai.
Apni Patni Or Gaadi Agar Kisi Doosre Ke Haath Doge Toh Wo Thukk Kar Hi Wapis Ayenge
Santa Ki Murad Puri Hui
Santa Behcara Pareshan Tha Uski Chah Thi Ki Use Koi Virgin Ladki Mile
Par Kallu Dada Aur Goa Ke Honeymoon Wale Kisse Ke Baad Uska Dil Hi Toot Gaya Tha
Uske Chacha Ne Usko Fir Se Gaanv Ki Ladkiyo Ke 2 3 Rishte Bheje, Par Santa Nahi Mana
Santa Ek Dost Tha Anuj Usne Usko Salah Di
Anuj: “Yaar, Gaanv Ki Ladkiyo Ko Chod, Ajkal Shahr Ki Ladkiya Bhi Sahi Hoti Hai. Vahan Try Kar Kya Pata Koi Virgin Mill Jaye”
Santa Ko Anuj Ki Baat Janchi Aur Shahar Mein Ek Ladki Pasand Ki, Rishte Ki Baat Chali To Santa Ne Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “Dekho, Main Shadi Ek Hi Sharat Pe Karunga, Agar Tumne Kisi Aur Ke Saath Kabhi Sex Nahi Kiya Hoga”
Ladki Boli: “Nahi Ji, Maine Kabhi Kisi Ke Sath Sex Nahi Kiya, Na Hi Kisi Ko Touch Tak Karne Diya”
Santa Bada Khush Hua Uske Mann Ki Murad Puri Ho Gayi
Santa Ne Dhum Dham Se Shadi Ki Aur Suhagrat Wale Din Room Mein Aya Aur Biwi Ko Bola
Santa: “Darling, Aaj Ke Baad Tumhara Sab Kuch Mera Hai”
Biwi Sharma Kar Boli: “Achhha Ji Suno Vo Mere Bag Mein Nakli Ka Lund Hai (Dildo) Bada Hi Mota Hai Use Jara Aram Se Lena, Nahi To Gaand Phaad Dega“
Par Kallu Dada Aur Goa Ke Honeymoon Wale Kisse Ke Baad Uska Dil Hi Toot Gaya Tha
Uske Chacha Ne Usko Fir Se Gaanv Ki Ladkiyo Ke 2 3 Rishte Bheje, Par Santa Nahi Mana
Santa Ek Dost Tha Anuj Usne Usko Salah Di
Anuj: “Yaar, Gaanv Ki Ladkiyo Ko Chod, Ajkal Shahr Ki Ladkiya Bhi Sahi Hoti Hai. Vahan Try Kar Kya Pata Koi Virgin Mill Jaye”
Santa Ko Anuj Ki Baat Janchi Aur Shahar Mein Ek Ladki Pasand Ki, Rishte Ki Baat Chali To Santa Ne Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “Dekho, Main Shadi Ek Hi Sharat Pe Karunga, Agar Tumne Kisi Aur Ke Saath Kabhi Sex Nahi Kiya Hoga”
Ladki Boli: “Nahi Ji, Maine Kabhi Kisi Ke Sath Sex Nahi Kiya, Na Hi Kisi Ko Touch Tak Karne Diya”
Santa Bada Khush Hua Uske Mann Ki Murad Puri Ho Gayi
Santa Ne Dhum Dham Se Shadi Ki Aur Suhagrat Wale Din Room Mein Aya Aur Biwi Ko Bola
Santa: “Darling, Aaj Ke Baad Tumhara Sab Kuch Mera Hai”
Biwi Sharma Kar Boli: “Achhha Ji Suno Vo Mere Bag Mein Nakli Ka Lund Hai (Dildo) Bada Hi Mota Hai Use Jara Aram Se Lena, Nahi To Gaand Phaad Dega“
Kismat Ka Maara Santa
Kallu Dada Wale Kisse Ke Baad Santa Ne Us Ladki Ko Talak De Diya
Ab Bechara Pareshan Tha Ki Kya Karu, To Uske Chacha Ne Fir Se Gaanv Mein Se Ek Ladki Ka Rishta Beja
Santa Uske Pass Gaya Aur Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “Tera Koi Kallu Dada Ke Sath Rishta To Nahi Tha”
Ladki: “Nahi Ji, Vo To Bada Badnam Hai Hum Un Jaiso Ke Saath Bol Chal Nahi Rakhte”
Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Us Ladki Se Shadi Kar Li
Shadi Ke Baad Santa Sochta Hai Ki Honeymoon Aur Suhagrat Goa Mein Hi Manaunga
Ladki Se Bola: “Darling Hum Honeymoon Ke Liye Goa Jayenge, Pahlti Raat Ko Hi”
Shadi Hote Hi Rat Ko Vo Sidha Goa Chale Jate Hai
Vahan Ache Se Hotel Mein Kamra Leke Biwi Ki 3 Din Tak Achi Tarha Se Chudayi Karta Hai
Jab Vapis Vo Ghar Aaye To Biwi Ne Pucha: “Apne Honymoon To Manaya Hi Nahi”
Santa: “Arrey Pagli 3 Raatein Tak Vohi To Karte Rahe The”
Biwi Haske Boli: “Achha Isko Honeymoon Bolte Hai, Ye To Na Jane Mein Kitni Bar Ganv Mein Sarso Or Bazre Ke Khet Mein Mana Chuki Hu.“
Ab Bechara Pareshan Tha Ki Kya Karu, To Uske Chacha Ne Fir Se Gaanv Mein Se Ek Ladki Ka Rishta Beja
Santa Uske Pass Gaya Aur Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “Tera Koi Kallu Dada Ke Sath Rishta To Nahi Tha”
Ladki: “Nahi Ji, Vo To Bada Badnam Hai Hum Un Jaiso Ke Saath Bol Chal Nahi Rakhte”
Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Us Ladki Se Shadi Kar Li
Shadi Ke Baad Santa Sochta Hai Ki Honeymoon Aur Suhagrat Goa Mein Hi Manaunga
Ladki Se Bola: “Darling Hum Honeymoon Ke Liye Goa Jayenge, Pahlti Raat Ko Hi”
Shadi Hote Hi Rat Ko Vo Sidha Goa Chale Jate Hai
Vahan Ache Se Hotel Mein Kamra Leke Biwi Ki 3 Din Tak Achi Tarha Se Chudayi Karta Hai
Jab Vapis Vo Ghar Aaye To Biwi Ne Pucha: “Apne Honymoon To Manaya Hi Nahi”
Santa: “Arrey Pagli 3 Raatein Tak Vohi To Karte Rahe The”
Biwi Haske Boli: “Achha Isko Honeymoon Bolte Hai, Ye To Na Jane Mein Kitni Bar Ganv Mein Sarso Or Bazre Ke Khet Mein Mana Chuki Hu.“
Girl’s Names Meaning in Non Veg
Muskan – Jo Muska Muska Ke Lund Le
Aarti – Jo Roj Choot Ki Aarti Utare
Priya – Jo Apne Kisi Priye Ko Choot De
Sugandha – Jo Sungh Sungh Ke Gaand Chaate
Divya – Jo Divya Lund Le
Harleen – Jo Har Lund Mein Leen Ho Jaye
Rukhsaar – Jo Ruk Ruk Ke Lund Le
Kamini – Jo Kamukta Se Lund Le
Seema – Jo Sari Seemayein Tod Ke Lund Le
Khushi – Jo Khushi Se Choot De
Pinki – Jiski Choot Gulabi Ho
Sapna – Jo Sapno Mein Lund Le
Bharti - Jisko Pura Bharat Lund De
Sandhya – Jo Shaam Ko Choot De
Sangeeta – Jo Music Sunte Hue Choot De
Pooja – Jo Lund Ki Hi Puja Kare
Guddi – Jo Gaadi Mein Chude
Sunaina – Jo Aankhein Khol Ke Lund Choose
Jyoti – Jo Andhere Mein Choot Dene Se Dare
Shamika – Sharmaye Bina Lund Le
Ekta – Jo Kayi Lund Ek Saath Le
Aastha – Jiski Sirf Ek Hi Lund Mein Trust Ho
Aisha – Jo Aisa Vaisa Lund Na Le
Aiswarya – Jo Sirf Ameer Bando Ka Hi Lund Le
Anamika – Jo Middle Finger Apni Choot Mein De
Aarti – Jo Roj Choot Ki Aarti Utare
Priya – Jo Apne Kisi Priye Ko Choot De
Sugandha – Jo Sungh Sungh Ke Gaand Chaate
Divya – Jo Divya Lund Le
Harleen – Jo Har Lund Mein Leen Ho Jaye
Rukhsaar – Jo Ruk Ruk Ke Lund Le
Kamini – Jo Kamukta Se Lund Le
Seema – Jo Sari Seemayein Tod Ke Lund Le
Khushi – Jo Khushi Se Choot De
Pinki – Jiski Choot Gulabi Ho
Sapna – Jo Sapno Mein Lund Le
Bharti - Jisko Pura Bharat Lund De
Sandhya – Jo Shaam Ko Choot De
Sangeeta – Jo Music Sunte Hue Choot De
Pooja – Jo Lund Ki Hi Puja Kare
Guddi – Jo Gaadi Mein Chude
Sunaina – Jo Aankhein Khol Ke Lund Choose
Jyoti – Jo Andhere Mein Choot Dene Se Dare
Shamika – Sharmaye Bina Lund Le
Ekta – Jo Kayi Lund Ek Saath Le
Aastha – Jiski Sirf Ek Hi Lund Mein Trust Ho
Aisha – Jo Aisa Vaisa Lund Na Le
Aiswarya – Jo Sirf Ameer Bando Ka Hi Lund Le
Anamika – Jo Middle Finger Apni Choot Mein De
Bachhe Ka Naam
A Guy From Uttar Pradesh (U.P.) Was Away From His Family For About 4 Years While His Wife Was In Jaunpur (U.P.).At The End Of 4 Years He Distributed Sweets To His Colleagues In Office Stating That His Wife Had Delivered A Son.His Colleagues Were Quite Shocked And They Asked How This ‘Happy Event’ Happened When He Had Not Seen His Wife For Four Years.The Man Said It Is Common In U.P. That Neighbours Take Care Of The Wife When Men Are Away.
The Colleagues Asked Him: “What Name Will You Give To The Son?”
The Man Explained:
If Its The Second Neighbor Who Has Taken Care, Then The Name Would Be Dwivedi
If It Is The Third Neighbor Then It Would Be Trivedi
If It Is The Fourth Neighbor Then It Would Be Chaturvedi
If Its The Fifth Neighbor Then It Would Be Pandey.
After Listening To This, Questions Followed. What If It Is A Mixture Of Neighbors?
“Then The Boy Would Be Named Mishra”
And What If The Wife Is Too Shy To Tell The Name Of The Neighbor?
“Then It Would Be Sharma”
But What If She Refuses To Divulge The Name Of The Neighbor?
Then The Name Of The Child Would Be Gupta”
If She Does Not Remember The Name Then?
“It Is Yaad-Av”
But Who Knows Whether The Child Resulted From A Rape?
“Then It Will Be Named Doshi”
Finally, If The Child Happened Because Of The Wife’s Burning Desire For Sex, Then He Will Be Named Joshi.
The Colleagues Asked Him: “What Name Will You Give To The Son?”
The Man Explained:
If Its The Second Neighbor Who Has Taken Care, Then The Name Would Be Dwivedi
If It Is The Third Neighbor Then It Would Be Trivedi
If It Is The Fourth Neighbor Then It Would Be Chaturvedi
If Its The Fifth Neighbor Then It Would Be Pandey.
After Listening To This, Questions Followed. What If It Is A Mixture Of Neighbors?
“Then The Boy Would Be Named Mishra”
And What If The Wife Is Too Shy To Tell The Name Of The Neighbor?
“Then It Would Be Sharma”
But What If She Refuses To Divulge The Name Of The Neighbor?
Then The Name Of The Child Would Be Gupta”
If She Does Not Remember The Name Then?
“It Is Yaad-Av”
But Who Knows Whether The Child Resulted From A Rape?
“Then It Will Be Named Doshi”
Finally, If The Child Happened Because Of The Wife’s Burning Desire For Sex, Then He Will Be Named Joshi.
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