Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Dosto Happy Diwali,
Bhagwan Se Yahi Dua Karta Hun Ki Ye Diwali Aap Logo Ki Life Mein Khushiya Leke Aaye.
Jinki Girlfriend Unche Bichdi Ho Vo Unhe Mil Jaye, Aur Jo Tang Aake Girlfriend Badal Rahe Hai Vo Kirpya Mere Ko Unka Number Dene Ka Kasht Kare 
Bas Itna Hi Kahna Chahunga Ki Dosto Huste Raho Aur Hasate Raho, Kisi Ko 2 Pal Ki Khushi Deke Bahut Thandak Pahunchti Hai.
Meri Bhi Koshish Rahegi Ki Isi Tarha Aap Logo Ko Hasata Rahu Aur 2 Pal Ki Muskan De Saku

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
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1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke
Pataake
Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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3rd: Daddy
Ghar Par Nahin Thhe...
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Toh Mera
Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat
Humne
Baari-Baari Bajayaa..:p

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Taliban:-agar tum islam kabul nhi karoge to tumhara gala kaat denge. Santa:-ye achi bakarchodi he bhenchode kabul na karo to gala katega or kabul karo to bulli.

Submitted By: royalfriendzzz
By Place: nepanagar
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Boy: Mujhe pyar karti ho
To kal college me White dress pehan ke aana.
Ladki Black pehn k ayi
Boy:Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.

1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.

Papa : Beta daro mat,
Mera haath pakad lo.

Bacchi : Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.

Papa (Muskura kar bole) :
Dono me kya Antar hai?

Bacchi : Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad,
Me Aapka haath chhod du.

LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to,
Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.

“AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE”

GREAT LOVE.

“Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai,
Maa-Baap nahi”

Luv Ur Parents..
Dedicated to our “PARENT’S”.
share if U LOVE your parents....
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

1. Pyaar hume 'Kiss Mode' pe le aaya.
2. Pyaar hume 'Kids Mode' pe le aaya.
3. Pyaar hume kis mod pe le aaya? 
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek Gubbare Waale Ki Dukan Ke Bahar Likha Tha
“Agar Apne Bacche Ko Gubbara Nahi Dila Sakte To Haraamkhoro Waqt Pe Gubbara Chadha Liya Karo.“
admin_DILSHAN

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek Din Santa Mele me Gaya.
Wahan 2 Line Lagi Thi. Ek Line ke Aage Likha Tha "Dekhne ke 20/- Rs."
Dusri Linke ke Aage Likha Tha "Karne ke 10/- Rs."
Santa Ne Karne ki Ticket Le Li.
Ander usko Karne ke Liye Bakri Di Gayi.
Santa Ne Paise Wasulne ke Liye Bakri ki Le Li.

Next Day, Santa ne Dekhne ki Ticket Li.
Santa Ne Aage wale Admi Ko Pucha -
Santa : "Kyu Bhai, Ye Kya Dikhayege?"
Admi : "Aaj ka To Pata Nahi, Kal Ek Sardar Ko Bakri Ki Lete Hue Dikhaya Tha!!!".
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Bechara Sata!!!
admin ...dilshan
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes