Hindi Jokes

Hindi Funny Jokes 

Husband: Tere Baap Ki Jale Par Namak Chidakne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi Ab Tak!!
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Wife: Kyu?? Kya Hua??
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Husband: Aaj Fir Se Pooch Raha Tha,
"MERI BETI SE SHAADI KARKE KHUSH TOH HO NA???"
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Wife: I Hate That Beggar...
Husband: Why???
Wife: Rascal... Yesterday, I Gave Him Food...
Today He Gave Me A Book On "How To Cook..." xD

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Husband: Every Time I Hit You, You Never Fight Back...
How Do You Manage Your Anger??
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Wife: I Clean The Toilet Seat...
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Husband: How Does That Help??
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Wife: I Use Your Toothbrush.. hehe
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Husband: Every Time I Hit You, You Never Fight Back...
How Do You Manage Your Anger??
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Wife: I Clean The Toilet Seat...
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Husband: How Does That Help??
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Wife: I Use Your Toothbrush.. hehe

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Husband: Every Time I Hit You, You Never Fight Back...
How Do You Manage Your Anger??
.
Wife: I Clean The Toilet Seat...
.
Husband: How Does That Help??
.
Wife: I Use Your Toothbrush.. hehe

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Wife: Mujhe Shaadi Se Pehle Kyu Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhaari Pehle Hi RAANI Naam Ki Wife Hai??
Husband: Maine Shaadi Se Pehle Bataya Toh Tha Ki Mai Tumhe RAANI Ki Tarah Rakhunga.. :D :D