Din furabe, rat furabe, furabe fuler gran
Somoy furabe, jibon furabe r furabe Jan.
But furaben tomar proti amar valobashar tan…

Jodhi amake prosno koro,Tomae koto valobashi?
Ami bolbona tomar jonno ami morte pari kintu
Ami dida chara bolbo tumi chara amra jibon kicue na.

Valobashar manuske bondhu vaba jayna
Tobe valo bondhuke valobasha jay
Karon valobashar manus holo jibon sati
R bondhu holo moner sathi..


Sottikarer valobasha kkhnu hariye jayna
Sottikarer valbasha 2ti sundhor moner somonnoy
R se 2ti moner milon hajar bochor por o hoi


Janina kotuku valobashi bondhu toke
Sudhu bolbo tor jonno amar valobashar ses nay
Tui jodhi amar valobashar simana khujte chas
Tahole tui nije hariye jabi amar valobashai

Bangla Friendship SMS-1.

Bondhu mane khola akash,
Bondhu mane mukti,
Bondhu mane sarajibon pase thakar chukti,
Bondhu mane ektu mondo, onek khani valo,
Bondhu mane ek sathe hajar tarar alo!

Bangla Friendship SMS-2.

Bondhutto holo, haat ebong chokher moddhe shomporker moton. jokhon haate kono aghat lage, tokhon chokher osru jhore. Abar, jokhon chokher osru jhore, tokhon haat ta muchhe dey.

Bangla Friendship SMS-3.

Bondo 2me hoea gesso amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rekho 2mer ridoyer Near,
Allah chara kawke 2me korona Fear,
Dekhbe kovu jibona 2mer asbena Tear

Bangla Friendship SMS-4.

Rater Akase takale dekhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad k ghira jano sob tarar khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui je Bondu Oi Akaser e Chad!

Bangla Friendship SMS-5.

Jani Na Ke Kal Kothai Robe;
Ki Pabe Ar Ki Harabe;
Diner Shese Jokhon Eshe;
Chobe Amay Dhusor Alo;
Bhabbo Ami Ekla Bose;
Bondhura Sob Ache Bhalo……

Bangla Friendship SMS-6.

Allah ke bollam amake ekti brikkho dite, tini dilen bon. Bollam ekti ful dite, tini dilen bagan. Take bollam ekti beheshto dite, tini dilen tomar moton ekjon bondhu.

Bangla Friendship SMS-7.

Jibone jokhon tomar moto shongi elo, bhanga tori jeno tirer dekha pelo. He bondhu, prarthona kori tomar jibon khushite bhore uthhuk, aloy jholmol koruk. Jodi kokhono tomar jibon andhare chheye jay, alor jonno khoda jeno amakei jalay.

Bangla Friendship SMS-8.

Kichu megh eka,
kichu bristy osru,
Kichu alo biborno,
Kichu adar ononto,
Kichu kosto ferari,
Kichu asha Opurno,
Kichu samporko obinossor....
Jemon bondutto.

Bangla Friendship SMS-9.

Valobasha bihin jibon holo 1 ta fol hin gas,
Kintu bondu bihin jibon holo mul hin gas,
Gas fol sar bachte pare kintu mul sara bachte pare na.

Bangla Friendship SMS-10.

Bondhutto holo kachar moto,
Vengge gelo jora lage na,
Jodio jora lage kintu dag roea jay.

are you looking for some latest bengali Love and romantic sms. huge collection of bengali love poem and sms, which you can send free into your girlfriend mobile phone.

Benglai love romantic sms:

Rat sundor chad utle,
dine sundor surjo utle,
sopno sundor puron hole,
jibone sundor tumar moto bondo takle

Benglai love romantic sms:

 Palak Jhuka Kar Salam Karte Hai, is Dil Ki Dua Aap Ke Naam Karte Hai,
Kabul Ho To Muskra Dena, Hum Ye SMS Aap Ke Naam Karte Hai.

Benglai love romantic sms: 

Bishes Kew Thakle Valobasha Dibosta Kate Bishes Vhabe,Amr Bishes Kew Nai Tai Valobasa Dibosta Katce Niramise,Ami Tader Kotha Vhabi na Jader Bishes Kew Nei.Ami Tader Kotha Vhabi Jader Bishes Kew Ache.R Tader Jonno Dowa Kori Proti Ta Din Katuk Tader Bishes Vhabe.

Benglai love romantic sms:

 Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,

Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

Benglai love romantic sms:
Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!
because you love me for ever.

Benglai love romantic sms:

 Tukro kichu kothar majhe aral kora sriti,
botol bondhi jibon jhapsa akkriti.
Fika jakhon hobe akash urbe jakhon dhulo,
porbe mone hararano sai sabuj sriti gulo.

Benglai love romantic sms: 

Heartbeats are the
Biggest Hypocrites
in the world,
They beat in
Your Body but,
always Dance to the
Tune of Someone Else.

Benglai love romantic sms:

Only God Knows How Much I Miss You,
Only God Knows How Deep I Love You,
Only God Knows How Much You Mean To Me.
love is god&love is life.

Every day i update my site with some bengali love and romantic sms message. here i collect some new bangla sms for you. you can send it for free.

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: Valobashar SMS in Bangla

Boiche jhor baire tao mon keno santo,
tahole ki laglo go ei mone bosonto,
khujhechi jare chiro din, seo ki amay khujte khujte klanto,
jawab nei tao mon keno santo.

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: Valobashar SMS in Bangla

  Haqiqaton k kareeb aane k baad,
Samjhe mohabbat ko Dil lagane k baad,
Mujhe apna nahi hai dukh uska hai!
K kon chahe ga itna usey mere jane k baad……?

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: Valobashar SMS in Bangla

 Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: Valobashar SMS in Bangla

 The Mind of a true Loving Friends is Like the Lines of a Railway track they Never meet they Never cross But they always go for a long way together..

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: Valobashar SMS in Bangla

 Jibone Onek Kichutei Porajoy Mene Nite Hoy, 2mi J Amake Kotota Valobasho Ami Ajke Bujlam Sotti Ami 2mar Preme Here Gechi Tai Amar Ei Monta 2makei Diyechi.. Amar Ei Monta Pawar Ekmatro Joggo 2mi..!!

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: Valobashar SMS in Bangla

 A good friend is like a computer. 'Enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: Valobashar SMS in Bangla

 Kotoi sopno dekhechilo
Tomae mon cheyechilo
Hese hridoy bolechilo
Tomakei se chai
Aj sopno mritopray
Hridoy je venge jai
Tomai chere onno kichu
E mon na chai.

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: Valobashar SMS in Bangla

 As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: Valobashar SMS in Bangla

  Tumi2 Kokhono 2mar Maje Amak Khujoni. Jodi Khujte 2be Haralam Ki Kore? Tumi2 Kokhono Amak Bujoni, Jodi Bujte Tobe Vule Thakte paro kivabe..

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: Valobashar SMS in Bangla

lf you get less messages from me, don't think that l didn't care for you, but l'm searching for the best message for a best person like you!!
Wish u all the best

Je amake "valobashe"Se Naki Mone Mone SMS Pore.Oma!tumi O Dekchi Mone Mone SMS Porcho.Tar Mane tumi o Amake valobaso?Ok,R Ki Bolbo?I LOVE U 2...
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 Ami 2make valobese gorte ceyecilam sukher jibon, Tar maje kal boisakhi ese nosto korilo amar jibon. Amar cokhe vese othe 2maroi chobi, Hajar chesta kore o 2mai vulte parci na ami..!
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Tomar Lover Tomar Sathe Rag Korle Mone Korbe Se Tomake Onek Valobase, Eibar Tumi Rag Vabgiye PromaN Koro Tumi Take Tar Cheyeo Onek Besi V α ι ο β а S O
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Ek somoy 2mar sathe kotha bolar jonno rat jagte hoto, Kinto ami partam na jagte. R akhon amar protita rat kate nirgum kinto kotha bolar sei 2mi r nei..!!
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 Bangla Love SMS 9
Val0baSha J0Di
H0y JibOner Nam,
M0nE RekHo Ei Jib0N
Tomak DilaM.
S0kAle S0nAr R0dE
Hase PriThibi,
Amr Dui ch0khE
Vase SudhU Tomari Ch0bi....
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Fuler Moto Sundor Tumi,
Ato Boro Mon.
Valo Na Bese Keno,
Koro Jalaton.
Mon Thakle Buje Nio,
Amar Moner Vasa.
Tomar Jonno Amar Buke,
Kto Valobasa.
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 Akta Shopno Cilo
Puron Hoyni!
Akta Kotha Cilo
Bolar Sujog Payni!
Akta Gaan Cilo
Sur Khuje Paini
Akta Valo Monar Manus
Ache Tar Mon Ta Ajo
Bujte Pari Ni.....
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Muri chini doi,
Jaan tumi koi ?
Rc pepsi lemon,
Acho tumi kemon ?
Doyel koyel moyna,
Dekha keno hoy na ?
Lal nil kalo, Tumi acho to valo ?
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 Bangla Love SMS:

Jar onuvuti joto besi
Tar oviman toto besi
Jar oviman joto besi
Tar Hridoy toto sundor
Jar Hridoy joto sundor
Tar kosto toto besi
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jodi valo lage ekta gan likho...
jodi koshto hoy tobe chobi eko....
jodi kharap lage tobe sopno dekho....
jodi mon kade tobe fire aso.....
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Some Short Bangla Love And Valobashar SMS Message.

Valo lage rat,jodi thake chad.valo lagena din songo bihin.valo lage sagorer dhew,jodi pashe thake kew.valo lage bristi jodi rakho dristi.
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Sarakhon PRIYO jon dekhte cay 2'NOYON . janina aey mon ... OKARONE ridoye toleche SIHORON bujhina'to asole ki KARON .. 2mar majhey supechi a JIBON..
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Chotto Ei Jibon Chere Sobai Jabe 1k Din Chole-K Kake kokhon Jai A Kotha Bole,Chotto Amar jibone Tai Chawia Noy Khup Beshi-Shotti Bolci Ei jiboner Theke TomaY Onak Beshi Valobashi..
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2mi sudhu amaroi akjon, 2mi chara a jibon kicui nei proijon. 2mi je amar cokher alo valobasar dhon, 2mi chara shunno amar sukher Ongon..!

Here are some romantic bangla love sms message collection for your beloved someone. to make your love life life so romantic and enjoyable there is no alternate without some special love sms. in this website you find a huge collection of bangla love sms and poem.

 Bangla Love Valobashar SMS Message: 01

Kolponar akash hote 1 tukro v.basar megh dilam tomay.
Sei megh bristi hoye vijie dik tmr hridoy k,
muche jak tmr sob bisonnota, muche jak sob klanti,
mete utho amr ai v.bashar choay..
Harie jao amr pagol hridoyer maje..
Ami rakhbo tomay amr buker maje oti apon kore..
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Kobi likhte v.base, Shilpi gaite v.base,
Pakhi urte v.base, Chand haste v.base,
Raat nirjonota v.base, Din aloke v.base,
ami tomay v.basi. Sudu tomay v.basi.

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message: 02

 Udito robir prothom alo dur korbe sokol kalo. Matbe mon anondo-dharay, sobai hobe badhonhara. Dinti hok tomar tore, mon bhore uthuk khushir jhore Shuvo Naba Barsho 2013 "Happy New Year 2013"

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message: 03

 Apne jake valobashen take jodi apne na pan,
ba sha jodi apnar shate protarona kore ba kosto dey,
Tahole kokhonoy apne suicide ba nijeke dhonsho korar kotha vabben na,
Karon jibon onek mulloban r apnar valobashar manushti thik e onno kono shongi peye jabe,Kintu apnar MA to r 1te shontan khuje pabe na.I LOVE MY MOTHER

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message: 04

 Ogo preoshi aamr, Kothay 2mi...
Kon ojanay Kon badhone hariecho 2mi...
Mone ki porena amay!!.. Ami ekaa.. boro ekaa..
bose achi tmr ashaya. 2mi asbe.. valobashbe..
charidik sonar aloy vorie dibe..
R ai hridoyer sunnota muche dibe.
Asonaaaa Preoshi aaaaamr

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message: 05

 Nishi jokhon vor hobe,Shukhtara nive jabe,Shuru hobe notun din,Dukkho-hotasha-klanti vule,Dingulo hok omolin, Shuvo hok tomar agamir protitidin.valo theko

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message: 06

 Bhujecho tumi amai bhul, Basoni tumi amai bhalo,bappa_2u
Dukhoo roye gache ai ontore, Ke debe muche.
Tomai ami dekhe sokol dukhoo bhule jabar chesta korbo………
Pete chibo tomar………………..EKTU BHALOBASHA.

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message: 07

Chena prithibe aachena lage,
Likechi kobita tomar name,

Jossona akase bristi jore,
Bijechi ami tomar preme!!bappa

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message: 08

 Hariya jabo jadin ami,
Porbe amai mone,,
ek fota jol asthe dio,,,
tomar choker kone,,,,
sedin jotoi dakbe amai,,,,,
debona sara ami!bappa_2u
thakbo ami nil akasher

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message: 09

 Aj hok na rong akashe…..tomar amar akase chander hashi jotoy hok na kalanto bristhy namok nai ba namok……jhor uthok nai ba uthok..

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message:10

 Ki bhabe bholbo tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar bhabana jure,
ki bhabe chaibona tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar sapno jure,
ki bhabe bhalobasbona tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar anntor jure,
ki bhabe jete di tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar dehho jure!!

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message:11

 Aaj hote onek dure, Ei smritir kothar pore.. Abcha hoe amai jadi abar mone pore, Ekbarti kanti pete sono amr dak, Bujhie bolo samaytake ektu thomke thke. Chilam ami,achi ami,thakbo nako pore…. Tai mone rekho 3ti katha …………. Tomay–Mone–Pore

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message:12

 Khusbhu Er Moto Tomar Modhe Miliye Jabo; Sukun Hoye Tomar Hridoy Vore Debo; Anubhab Kore Khusite Thakbe; Jokhon Amay Mone Korbe; Dur Thake Chole Asbo.!!

 Bangla Love Romantic SMS Message: 13

Bhalobashi Tomai Ami Bhalobeshe Tomai Korchi Ami Paglami Tomai Sms Pathate Amar Lage Bhalo Tumi Amar Jibone Ondhokarer Alo

Amr niswas 2mi, amr biswas 2mi.

Amr prem 2mi, amr preyoshi 2mi.

Tomay gire amr jibon.

2mi hina.. onek valo ai odomer moron.

I Lv u soo mch Januu
***
Shopno Eke Dibo tomar Vabnay.Josna Namabo tomar Hridoyer Anginay.tomar Pritibita Sajiye Debo Purnimay.Kotha Daw,Vule Jabena Amy?Onek valobashi tomay.
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Oi BisaL NiL Akash TomaY DiLam, Sudhu Chadta Amay Dio, Sagorer Othoi Pani Dew Ta AmaY Dio, Amar A Jibon Ta TomaY DiLam, Tomar Monta Amay Dio.
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Kostoke boli tomi emon kore ken amake jalao? She bollo ami tomake vulte parbona .Karon kio tomake Valo na vasleo ami tomake sotti valobashi.
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Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,

Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,

Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,

Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi
***
Tomar Osukh Hok,
Tomar Gore Mosa Asuk,
Tomar Matha Kharap Hok,
Tomar Shopne Vuth Asuk,
Sara Rat Shit Laguk
Ta Ami Cai Na.
Karon Tumi Amar
Sweet Friend
***
Tomar Osukh Hok,
Tomar Gore Mosa Asuk,
Tomar Matha Kharap Hok,
Tomar Shopne Vuth Asuk,
Sara Rat Shit Laguk
Ta Ami Cai Na.
Karon Tumi Amar
Sweet Friend
***
Diner Ujjol Alote
Aki Tomari Chobi,
Nirjon Rate Shopno
Dekhi Tomay Niye.
Kokhon Tumi Rakhbe
Hat Amari Hate.
Valobasha Diboshe Ey
Wishta Kori Tomari Kache.
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Kokhon Katbe Rater Adhar,
Kokhon Dekha Debe
Vorer Alo
Somoy Je Amar Katche Na,
Monta Je R Manche Na.
Ecche Korche Dub Dite
Tomari Hat Dore
Valobashar Sagore.
***
Diner Ujjol Alote
Aki Tomari Chobi,
Nirjon Rate Shopno
Dekhi Tomay Niye.
Kokhon Tumi Rakhbe
Hat Amari Hate.
Valobasha Diboshe Ey
Wishta Kori Tomari Kache
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Priyo Tumi Amar Moner
Dokhina Ak Hawoa.
Jokhon Khusi Amar Mone
Dhula Diye Jaw.
Amar Moner Nil Akashe
Tumi Akta Chad.
Opekkhar Prohor Guni Tai
Ami Proti Rat.
Valentine Barie Dio Tomar Valobashar Dui Hat……
***
Hoyto Bosonter ful fute, Jhore Jabe, Misty Pakhir Gan, theme Jabe, Dokhina Batash Dik Harabe, Sudu Amr valobasha tomar Jonno Cirodin Roye Jabe

In bangla love called "valobasha". if looking some love sms in bangla language then this is the right website. here you find the best romantic bangla love sms and poem. here are the top bangla love and romantic sms message.

Bangla Love SMS in Bangla Language: 01

Nodir jol sukiye gele thakbe sudhu bali, tumi amay vule gele vulbona to ami, onek valobasa asbe jabe jibon pantosalay, amar namta likhe rekho, sobar namer tolay
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Santo hobe osanto mon. Thakle pase apon jon adhar kete futbe alo. Bolbe jokhon achi valo. Misti kore dile hasi. Ful futbe rasi rasi.
*****
Tume aso bole sobe valo lage obalai,Tume aso bole jonakir gane gane nije k harai,Tume aso bole cupe cupe moner bagane sob ful fute jai.

Bangla Love SMS in Bangla Language: 02

 Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
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Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear

Bangla Love SMS in Bangla Language: 03

 Valobasa mane sopno bona obiram, Valobasa mane osru jhorar nam, Valobasa mane mayari bondhon, Valobasa mane ridoyeri spondon.
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Valobasha.seto 2may na bola kotha "valobasa.sheto plabone vasa.. "valobasha.seto shimul tular urauri.. "valobasha.sheto ami akash R 2mi nil ghuri..
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Nil akashe tarar Mela.. "Tomay vabi sara Bela... "Nijum rater chader Alo... "Tomay chara lagena Valo... "Boshe asi ami Aka... "kokhon pabo tomar Dekha...bolona kokhon?

Bangla Love SMS in Bangla Language: 04

 2mi amar asar Alo, Adhar rater bati.. 2mi amar sunno jibon e 1matro Shathi. 2mi amar chawa-pawa, 2mi e shokol Sukh. Tomay pele dhonno Hobo, jurabe ey buk..!
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Valobasha jodi PAKHI hoto, Ratri shese ure jeto oy dur akashe, Valobasha jodi SHOPNO hoto, Gum shese paliye jeto SHOPNOPURIR deshe, Valobasha jodi MEGH hoto, Domka hawuay ure jeto PAHARIAR gaye. Tumi ki jano shokhi.. Valobasha kare koy???

Bangla Love SMS in Bangla Language: 05

 aj raate ki ami asbo.. ektu romance korte? aaj mood khub bhalo achhe. sudhu kiss ar kamor debo.. joldi reply diyo... tomar priyo mosha..
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Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate

Bangla Love SMS in Bangla Language: 06

 Wife: 1 ta kotha bolbo, marba na to? Husband: Ki bolba? Wife: Ami pregnant. Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomay marbo kan? Wife: Biar agey 1 bar baba K bolchhilam but baba amake oneeek marchhilo.
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Tumi amar moner jor, Tumi amar shokal-dupur, Tumi amar moner ayna, Tomay chara kichu chaina, Tumi amar shob vabna, Karon tumi-j-amar ''toilet er bodna''.

Bangla Love SMS in Bangla Language: 07

 Kichu kotha omolin, Kichu betha shimahin, Kichu chaoa shortohin Nai-ba hok dekha protidin, Tobuo mora bondhu robo chirodin.
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valobasha holo nil projapoti ,jodi shokto kore dhoro more jabe,jodi halka kore dhoro ure jabe,jodi ador kore dhoro tobe kase robe.

Did you like hindi non veg jokes. here i collect top 35 hindi non veg jokes for you. dear! here you find some jokes are extremely adult. so please who are child please don't read those jokes.

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number:01

Sunny leone To Alok Nath: -jokes

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Sleone :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo Tumhare PANT Me Hai
Aur Mere PATICOAT Me Nahi..?
.
Alok Nath :- " POCKET
.
Sleone :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo Din Me
Lene K Bajay RAAT Ko BISTAR Par Lete Hai,
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Alok Nath :- " NEEND
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Sleone :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo LADKI 1st Time
Karwane Par Jor Se Chillati Hai,
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Alok Nath :- " KAAN Me CHHED,
.
Sleone :- " Wo Kya Hai Jiske AAdha Jane Par
DARD Hota Hai Par Pura Jane Par Accha Lagta
Hai,
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Alok Nath :- " HATHO Me KANGAN
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Sleone :- " Wo Kya Hai Jiske Paas Ho to HAATH
Me Pakad Kar Hilata Hai,
Aur Jiske Paas Na Ho To UNGLI Daal K Hilata Hai,
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Alok Nath :- "TOOTH BRUSH"
.
Ye Hote Hai Sanskaar

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number:02

Ek Lady Dentist Ke Paas Gayi Chack Karane.

Dentist Check Karke Bola: “Kya Aap Oral B Karti Ho?”

Lady: “Ji Doctor Saab, Oral Bhi Karna Padta Hai, Uske Bina To Mere Husband Ka Khada Hi Nahi Hota.”

Ab Aap Batao Dirty Dentist Tha Ya Aurat?

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 03

Once Rajnikant Send A Non-Veg Joke To An Innocent And Religious Girl.

Today, That Girl Is Known As

“Sunny Leone“

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number:04

Teacher Ask a Question To The Whole Class.

“Students, Give 3 Advantage Of Banana.”

Boys:
1. Rich Calcium.
2. Reduces Cholesterol.
3. No Risk Of Cancer.

Girls:
1. No Risk Of Pregnancy.
2. No HIV.
3No Need Of Partner.

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 05

Santa Khana Khaate-Khaate Apni Biwi (Preeto) Pe Chillata Hai.

Santa: “Arey, Ye Sabzi Mein Baal Ka Guchha Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Preeto: “Arrey, Wo Mere Neeche Ke Baal Hain.”

Santa: “Hadd Hai, Ye Sabzi Mein Kyu Daalein Hain?”

Preeto: “Aap Hi To Roz Kehte Ho Ki Khane Mein Jhaant Bhar Ka Bhi Swaad Nahi Aata, To Isliye Aaj Maine Daal Diye.“

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 06

Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.

Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Boobs Dikhane Wali Hai”

Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”

Banta: “Kyu?”

Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 07

Ek NRI India Ghumne Aaya Aur Usne Tea-Stall Par Jakar Ek Chai Order Ki.

NRI Ko Ek Chhota Ladka Chai Dene Aaya, Jisne Chai Ke Cup Ko Peene Wale Hisse Se Andar Ki Taraf Se Pakda Hua Tha.

NRI Ne Chai Ka Ek Ghoot Piya Aur Bola: “Tum Log Kab Sudhroge? Chai Is Tarah Nahi Pakadte, Ungli Nahi Doobate Chai Mein”

Ladka: “Sahab Ungli Mein Dard Hai, Dr. Ne Senkne Ke Liye Kaha Tha”

NRI Gusse Se Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke Apni Gaand Mein Rakh Ungli, Wahaan Sabse Jayada Senk Milega”

Ladka: “Sahab Abhi Tak Udhar Hi Thi, Aapke Order Ke Baad Nikalni Padi“

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 08

Secretary Complaining With Friend About Her Boss:

He Is So Crazy About Sex

He Tells Me To Do Laptop & Then Desktop Position Followed By Spreadsheet Format

He Tells Me To Convert His Soft Disc Into Hard Disc & He Installs Anti-Virus To Enter & Scrolls It In My C-Drive Till It Ejects.

Once I Tried To ESC But He Caught And Shifted Me To His Home Where He Started Pressing My Backspace Saying-Let Us Restart Again..!

When I Refuse He Threatens To Keep Me On Stand-By Position.

Many Times He Works Without Caps-Lock & Crashes My System Until He Logs-In And Looses His Ctrl.

The Process Continues Till I Zip Him & Shutdown His Main System.

But He Doesn’t Know That The Final Print-Out Of All This Data Will Be Handed Over To Him By Me Within A Few Months

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 09

Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress-
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 10

Boy went 2 Drop Aunti,
Aunti - Raat ho gayi hai bitu ke
pass so jao.
Boy - anti sofe per so jaunga
NEXT MRNG
A HOT Girl Making A tea Boy - AAP ?
GRL - i m bitu & u ?
Boy - ULLU ka PATHA..!!

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 11

Dosto,aaj hum 1
ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge..
Is jiv ka naam he..
"Girlfriend".
Yeh aksar College me payi jati
hai. Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend
ka BHEJA aur wallet.
Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK
karte hue dekha jata hai.
Is prani ka sabse khatarnak
hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna.
uske Sampark me rehne se
TENSION
naam ki bimari ho sakti he,
Jiska koi ilaaj nahi.
bas inse savdhan rehna

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 12

teacher_ladke or ladki me kya
frk h...
stdent_ladki ek saal me ek hi br
ma bn skti h...bt
ladka ek saal me kitne b bacho
ka papa bn skta ...

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 13

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa
rahi hai
I seriously miss u! GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya,
Sorry!!

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 14

Atif Aslam ki Love Story. Girl: Who ru?
Atif: Mein Ek dard hu ya Ek
Ehsas hu. Girl: Tum Mera Picha kyu karte
ho?
Atif: Bakhuda tumhi ho, har
Jagah tumhi ho. Girl: Akhir tum Chahte kya ho
ha?
Atif: kaise Bataye kyun tujhko
Chahe yara Baata na paye. Girl: Tum Mere liye kya kar
Sakte ho??
Atif: Jhumu Diwana ban ke tere
liye. Girl Thappad mar ke chali gayi-
Atif: Aab to Aadat si hai mujhko
aise Jeene mein.

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 14

Difference of Nature:
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY
STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai.

• Hindi Most Funny Non Veg Jokes Number: 15

Anniversary k moqa pr SANTA
apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool
le kr aya. BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi
soney ki cheez do. SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.;-)

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 16

What is a girlfriend? Russian:A cigrate when finished
drop it. . Irish:A bottle of Wine when
empty break it. . Santa: An Audio Cassette when
side A is finished use side B. .
Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 17
What is a girlfriend? Russian:A cigrate when finished
drop it. . Irish:A bottle of Wine when
empty break it. . Santa: An Audio Cassette when
side A is finished use side B.

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 18

 Police wala or fauji ek saath
train me safar kr rahe thy. Police: Ap chutti pe ja rahe he? Fauji: Han wife ki delivry he. Police: Kitne din baad ghr ja
rahe ho? Fauji: 2 saal baad. Police: Phr to hone wala bacha
harami hoga. Fauji: Mjhe konsa ghr rkhna
hai, , police me bharti kr doon
ga

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 19

 Baithe the aapki yaad me tanha
aj ki raat, Liya 1 kagaz aur likha aapka
nam. Tasvir banai aapki or likha ye
pegam Zinda pakarne wale ko
50,00,000 ka iinaam.

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 20

teacher_ladke or ladki me kya
frk h...
stdent_ladki ek saal me ek hi br
ma bn skti h...bt ladka ek saal
me kitne b bacho ka papa bn
skta ...

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes:21

Hanuman: bhagwan ab me
dharti par nahi reh sakta.
Bhagwan: Kyun?
Hanuman: dharti pe ab to ghor
kalyug aa gaya hai.
Aaj mandir me ek ladki aayi, hath hila kar boli- "HI,
HANU"whats up? Muh Q fula
rakha hai, grlfrnd ke saath
break up hogaya he kiya.

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes:22

Psychology ka practical ho raha
tha. :-D
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1
tarf
CAKE
Aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI
raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item
badle magar
Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki
BHUKH hi
Sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz
aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi
dekh
lo,
ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..! :-
P

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 23

BOY- Hey girl, whats your
name? GIRL- Apne baap ko dhakka
maaro. BOY- What do you mean? GIRL- PUSH PAA.

Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 24
Santa :Samose kuch acche
lag nhi rhe hai, kya baat hai
Parso wale to bohot acche
bane the,
Dukandar :Aji Saheb, ye wohi
to hai

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 25

EK Baar Pinku aur uski puri
family car mein ja rahi
thi... Tabhi Police ne car ko
roka aur bola: Ye suraksha
week hai. Aap seat belt
pahenkar car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs 2500 ka inaam
diya jaata hai. Aap is inaam ka
kya karoge? Pinku: Main isse
apna driving license
banwaoonga. Tabhi uski maa
boli: Iski baat ka yakeen mat karo
Daaru peekar kuch bhi bolta
hai. Uske papa neend se jaage
aur police ko dekhke
bole: Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki
car mein hum zyada door nahin ja payenge....

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 26

Master to pinku - beta agar do
mein se do gye to
kitne
rhe? Pinku- samjh mein nhi aya
master g. Master-beta tumare
pas 2roti hai, tumne 2 roti khali,
tumare pas kya bacha? Pinku-
sabji.

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 27

First day of COLLEGE..
Boy sees a beautiful girl siting
right next to him and writes in a
paper..
“I love u, do u love me?”
and passes the paper to her.. She replies.. “no”
He didn’t give up
He rubbed her answer and
passed it on to another girl and
she replied.. “yes”
Moral of the story: Definitely not what u think..
Its…
“Save earth… Recycle
paper!!” :-P :-D

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 28

Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi
screen wala mobile le liya
. . . Kyon??????
. ...
. . Kyonki Woh dekna chahta tha
hae ki, Phone switch ON karne per kaun
se 2 log hath milate hae......

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 29

Beta:
mummy kya love marriage karny
say
ghar walay naaraz hote hain
kya ?
Maa: Tu yakenan kisi churail k chakar
main hoga
or ye sub tujhe usi daayan ne
kaha hoga,
Larkiyan to bus larkon ko
phansaanay main he lagi rehti hain :/
Jahan Acha Larka dekha shuru
hogaien,
Beta in se bach k rehna ye
bohat makkar or
KAMEENI hoti hain or inka to khandan
bhi…...
.
Beta:
aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to dAddy
bata rahey thay k Aap Dono ki Love Marriage
thee :-D

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 30

4-5 dost beer pee rahe the
tabhi
table pr rakha mobile baja-
Boy-Hello
Gf-main market me hu kya m 50
hazar wala gold set le lu Boy-Ha lelo
Gf-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka
h Boy-Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4
lelo
Gf-Thik h tumhara credit mere
paas h usi se le rahi hu
Boy-Thik hai
All Friends-Tu pagal h ya tujhe
chad gayi h Boy- abe wo sab
chodo aur ye batao
ye mobile kiska hai..?? :p =DD Har Ek Dost Kamina Hota Hai

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 31

Ek budha BLUE FILM dekhte hue zor se hath ko jhatakne laga

Boy-kya hua baba?

Budha-iski Maa ko chodu sala...15 sal bad lund khda hua to BHENCHOD hath sunn ho gaya.

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 32

Teacher: What is love….???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 33

:If girls is in love, her parents
asks : Who is that idiot ? If boyz
is in love, his parents asks ?
Idiot who is that girl ? MORAL :
No matter whoever in love,
Boyz are always IDIOTS!!

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 34

Santa- Meri Biwi Bahut
Kharchili He,
Jab Bi Dekho 100/,200/rs
Mangti Rehti He,. Banta- unn Paiso Ka Wo Karti
Kya He.? Santa- Kya Pata,
Maine Kabhi Diye hi Nahi...

• Funniest Top 35 Hindi Non Veg Jokes: 35 

Govt.School K Bache Kisi Ko
Ghaseet K School
Le Ja Rahe The.
Buzurg- Ise chod Do Padna hoga
to YeKhud
School Aayega. Boys-Ye Student Nahi MASTER
Hai taau.

Love someone is really so special. start your happy valentine day 2014 with a surprising sms and test. here we bring for you some special valentine day sms for your beloved one. we think your lover will surprise with this sms.

• Valentine day 2014 SMS for Lover:

You are the beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
and never wanna U let go

You are the beat of my heart
The one that make me sing
The one who makes me smile
and one never seem to cry .
***
Funny Valentine!
Where are you?
How will you come to me?
In a red box,
The softness of
A teddy bear or the tenderness of
A kiss?
The security of a hug,
The snug warm
Feeling of love?

• Valentine Day Love SMS for Her:

I love your dark eyes,
And your curly hair,
I love your smile,
And the way that you care.

I love your deep kisses,
I love your soft touch,
I love you, I love you,
I love you so much.
Happy Valentine Day!
***
Every time I look at you
my heart skips a beat
I wonder if you know, my love,
that my heart is at your feet
I leave it there for you to do
whatever that you wish
You could take my heart,
and love me,
Or just leave me in this bliss.
Happy Valentine Day!

• Valentine day sms For him:

Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!
***
When things go wrong...
When worries crease your forehead...
when tears flow from your eyes...
always remember 1 thing…
You are looking UGLY!
**
Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

Some superb adult hindi non veg jokes here you find. this website is full of latest hindi adult jokes message. hindi joker present all the hindi non veg jokes.

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 01

 Santa ki Gaand pe Pimple hua,
Wo Aaina dekh k Cream laga rha tha tabhi Uska LUND Khada ho gaya..
.
.
Santa bola:
Baith ja Madarchod, Apni hi Gaand
hai ...

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 02

 araj karta hu.......

Chahta Hoon Tujhe Pyar Doon

pyaar Pe Apni Zindagi Waar Doon
...
Par Jab Tera koi REPLY Nahi Milta.. e- jaanemannn

To Dil Karta Hai Teri chut mein Goli Maar Doo

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 03

 Ek din tansen birbal se bolla ki mein tujhe meri puri property de dunga, agar tune rani ke boobs chuse tho. Birbal tension mein akar bolla mein tujhe kar ke dikhata hu. Dusre Din Birbal ne Rani ke dasi ko khujli ka pawder diya aur kaha ki rani ke boobs ki mssage kardo dasi ne massage kardi. Thodi der ke baad rani ke boobs khujane lagi... tho rani chilakar Akbar ke pass gai akbar ne birbal ko bulaya aur bolla ki kya kare tabhi birbal ne kaha ki kissi samajdar admi se rani ke boobs chuswahiye pure duniya mein birbal se samajdar koi nahi tha, tho birbal ne hi chusse aur tansen ko bi dikhaya. Tansen yre dekh kar hairan ho gaya aur birbal ne sari property uske naam par karne ko kaha tansen apni baat se mukar gaya. Birbal ko ye baat pata thi tho usne tansen se kaha ki Meine Akbar ke payjame mien bhi khujli ka pawder daldiya hai aur usse kaha hai ki kissi ache gane wale se Lund chuswaiye.

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 04

 Ek budha BLUE FILM dekhte hue zor se hath ko jhatakne laga

Boy-kya hua baba?

Budha-iski Maa ko chodu sala...15 sal bad lund khda hua to BHENCHOD hath sunn ho gaya.

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 05

 Awesome ONe ...
Boy txts his gf: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?

Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya tou?

Boy: koi nahi dekhey ga.. bharosa rakho mujh per

Girl: Ok de doon gi

Boy: Boobs choosnay do gi?

Girl: ok choos lena

After 20 mints

boy texts: yeh sab ghalat hai... main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......

Girl:

mujhe pata hai tu ne muth maar li hai kuttay;

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 06

 Light ki gair maujudgi mein Galib farmate hai...

Hum toh yu hi Lund khada kar k soye hue the Gaalib,

Koi Behen ka lauda Mombatti samajh kar maachis laga gaya.

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 07

 SAAS:
Bahu mujhe bus ek pyaara sa pota chahiye.

BAHU:
Bus ek?
Aapka beta to roz mujhe aise chodta hai jaise 'Baal Divas' ki rally meri hi chut se niklegi

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 08

 Chikni Chikni kamar pe teri mera DiL fisal gaya....
Rowdy Rathore ka ye gaana sunane ke baad baar-baar mujhe 1 purana sher yaad aata hai......arjjjj hai jara gaur farmaaiyega....

Chikni Chikni Chut me Lund fisal gaya,
Dono Tatte hairaan hai Ustaad kidhar gaya... Ustaad kidhar gayaa....

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 09

 Jab dikhaai di ch00t ki chamak,
lu nd gaya usi wakt bhadak,
bhadak kar ho gaya kadak,
kadak ban kar de diya ch00t ko sabak.

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes:10

Lund ki awaz ko chamatkar kehte hai,
Latki chuchiyo ko bekar kehte hain,
Sirf chodne ka naam mohabbat nai..
Kisi ki yaado me mutth marne ko bhi pyar kehte hain.

• Non Veg Jokes

•   DHOOM-3:

    John,Hritik,Aamir on BIKE at speed of 2000km/hr &

    Suddenly Rajnikant overtakes dem wid Bicycle n says

    "Yenna Rascalaa, Save Fuel, Use Cyclelaa." :-)

• Hindi Jokes

        Santa Singh is badly wounded and in hospital.

        Banta visits.

        Banta - Kya hua Santa ? (what happenned?)

        Santa - Padosan ki billi mere murge ke piche padi thi. Maine uske pati ko angrezi mei chithi likhi to uske pati ne mujhe pita!(neighbour's cat was after my he hen, so I wrote her husband a letter in english .)


        Banta - Tune kya likha tha? (what had you written?)

        Santa - Keep an eye on your wife's pussy, she is after my cock

• Non Veg Jokes

        Servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won

        The local paper next day read "SERVANT'S ASS WON"

        King got upset. No way to do publicity. Ordered the servant to give the donkey to the queen
        ...
        Headlines next day " QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"

        King fainted. Queen was asked to sell off the donkey immediately to a farmer for $ 10

        Now, the papers faithfully reported "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $ 10"

        King got totally frustrated, asked the Queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in the jungle

        Not to be left behind, the papers came up with " QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"

        King died next day