কবিতা আর কবিতা। একটা সময় এমন ছিল যখন কবিতা পড়তে হবে শুনলেই মাথা খারাপ হয়ে যেত। স্কুলের বইগুলোতে ‘কবিতা’ কে শুধুই বাংলা পরীক্ষার একটা অংশ হিসেবে বিবেচনা করা হয়। নম্বর পাওয়ার জন্য গোগ্রাসে মুখস্ত করে যেতাম। স্যাররা কি সত্যিই কবিতার আসল রূপ আমাদের সামনে তুলে ধরতে পারতো? জানিনা। তবে কবিতার সাথে সত্যিকারের পরিচয় হতে বেশিদিন সময় লাগেনি। বাংলা কবিতার যে বিশাল ভান্ডার রয়েছে তা আর যেকোন ভাষার সাহিত্যভান্ডারের তুলনায় কম নয়।

this is one of the best bangla love romantic kobita

এই ব্লগটি বাংলা সাহিত্যের সেই সব কালজয়ী প্রতিভাবান কবি ও সাহিত্যিকদের কবিতা দিয়ে গড়ে উঠেছে যাঁরা বাংলা ভাষাকে তাঁদের অমর সব কীর্তি দিয়ে সমৃদ্ধ করে গিয়েছেন। ব্লগটিতে খুব শীঘ্রি তাদের জীবনী সম্পর্কেও তুলে ধরা হবে। ভাষা দিয়ে কবিতা বিচার করা যায়না তাই, মূলত এই ব্লগটি বাংলা কবিতার হলেও, বাংলার পাশাপাশি অন্যান্য ভাষার কবিতাও এখানে ঠাই পাবে। আর এই ব্লগটির নতুন ব্যবহারকারীও যোগ করা হবে। কারণ আমাদের একার পক্ষে এই কাজ করে যাওয়া সম্ভব হচ্ছেনা।

আর কথা নয়। পড়ে দেখুন কবিতার খাতা।

*** ফেসবুকে আমাদের ব্লগের পেইজ খোলা হয়েছে। ফেসবুক ব্যবহারকারীরা পেইজটিতে লাইক করলে এর মাধ্যমে আপনারা আমাদের এখানে নতুন কবিতা পোস্ট হওয়ার সাথে সাথেই জানতে পারবেন। ধন্যবাদ। *

Bangla Love Poem, A huge Collection Of Bangla premer Romantic Kobita..

i am in love, bangla love and romantic kobita

here i collect top ten bangla love poem. i hope you like this bangla premer kobita

Bangla Love Poem Number : 01

তুই কি আমার দুঃখ হবি?
এই আমি এক উড়নচন্ডী আউলা বাউল
রুখো চুলে পথের ধুলো
চোখের নীচে কালো ছায়া।
সেইখানে তুই রাত বিরেতে স্পর্শ দিবি।
তুই কি আমার দুঃখ হবি?

তুই কি আমার শুষ্ক চোখে অশ্রু হবি?
মধ্যরাতে বেজে ওঠা টেলিফোনের ধ্বনি হবি?
তুই কি আমার খাঁ খাঁ দুপুর
নির্জনতা ভেঙে দিয়ে
ডাকপিয়নের নিষ্ঠ হাতে
ক্রমাগত নড়তে থাকা দরজাময় কড়া হবি?
একটি নীলাভ এনভেলাপে পুরে রাখা
কেমন যেন বিষাদ হবি।

Bangla love poem number : 02

bangla love and romantic kobita

দেয়ালে টাঙ্গানো যে ঘুড়িটি,
তা আর উড়বে না আকাশে।
দেখতে দেখতে সাদা রঙ্গা সে
ঘুড়িটি হয়ে যাবে ফ্যাকাশে।
আস্তে আস্তে জমবে ধূলো তাতে,
এক সময় বার্ধক্যের মত চিড়
ধরে তা হয়ে যাবে ধ্বংস-নিবিড়;
এইযে দেখছেন এই ঘুড়িটি,
তা আর উড়বে না আকাশে।
কারণ, এ ঘুড়িটি যে উড়াতো
সে-ই উড়ে গেছে আকাশে।
Bangla Love Poem number : 03

kobita, bangla love poem.

যখন আঁধারেরা নামে,
তোমার প্রতিক্ষার শোকগাথায়-
তখন আমি অর্ধনিমগ্ন ।
গলা চিপা ঘুপচি আঁধারে
স্মৃতির জাবর কাটি ।
ওই জনাকীর্ণ নিস্তব্ধতায়
তুমি মনে রেখো আমায় ।
আলোময় ওই বিশাল গোলকধাধায় হয়তো হারাবো
কিন্তু তুমি মনে রেখো আমায় ।
আবার যখন নিভে যাবে আলো ;
যখন ওই অলস আলোটাকে-
বুভুক্ষের মতো গিলবে আঁধার
“রাতজাগা পাখি”,
তুমি ভুলে যেয়ো না আমায় ।
যেদিন তোমার মনের চাতক পাখিটা
মুক্ত হয়ে উড়বে,
ওই সাদা মেঘেদের দলে-
তুমি মনে রাখবে তো আমায়!
গুটিয়ে যাচ্ছি প্রতিনিয়ত
শামুকের মতো
হয়তো খোলসবন্দি হবো শীঘ্রই!
সেদিন
তুমি ভুলে যাবে নাতো আমায়?
Bangla Love And Romantic Kobita : 04

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top ten jokes of the week

This Post is all about the best collection  of hindi non veg jokes. 
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 1

Policeman to santa. Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa: Oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 2

If You Pass In Exam:
Mom: Ktni Khushi Ki Baat Hai
Dad:Mera Beta Sher Hai
Lover:So Sweeeet
&
Friends:Kutte! Kamine! Zalil! Tu Ne Itna Kb Padha
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 3

Santa K Bete Ki Roti Par Se Chooha Guzar Gaya
Son: Mujhe ye Roti Nahi Khani
Santa: Kha Le Putar
ChOOhe Ne kaun si chapal pehan rkhi thi.
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 4

1Aadmi God Se
Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Di Cheen Li
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
Ab Ye Biwi Di He
To Dekar Bhool Gaya Kya.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 5

Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne
liye manga. Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob
maara. Maar khaa ke santa kapde
jhaadta hua bola, ?TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR
SAMJHOON

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 6

GIRLS: Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi

Ho sake,to kisi nek se karungi.

Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek ladka

"TRY"to har 1 ko karungi..

Boys: Arz kiya h

koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi,

Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,






Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi

jiske damad hum nahi.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 7

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,

Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai

Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 8

Girl chatting to a stranger on a chat...

Stranger: Hey could you give me your email id?

Girl: Yeah.. It is ihaveabf.iluvhim@getlost.com

Stranger: Take mine itsyourfather@fasgai.com ;)

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 9

Laila ne majnu ko 1 ped k piche dekha or boli
Tum majnu hona?
Majnu bola ha,
Phir kuch der bad use jharioun k piche dekha to boli,
Tum majnu hona?
Wo bola ha
Phir kuch der bad use diwar k piche dekha or kaha
Tum majnu hona?
Majnu bola
HAAN
Haan
Mein Majnu hun
''potty" karne degi ki nahi..

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 10

Boy=Mere sath chalogi jaan.
Girl=Kidhar?
Boy=Aap jidhar bole udhar.
Girl=Shopping krne chalte hai.
Boy=kasam se didi aapse to mazaak karna bhi Bekaar hai

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 11

A kanjus boy fall in love wid kanjus girl,
Girl:- jab DAD so jaynge to mei gali me sikka phaink dungi tum foran andr aa jana,
Lakin boy 1 ghante baad aya...
Girl:-itni der kyo lga di.
Boy:-mai sika dhund rha tha
Girl:- pagal vo toh meine dhaga bandh k phenka tha

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 12

SINGH te MUSLIM ne Jail cho Faraar hon lai surang khodni suru kiti.. Har ik ghante baad Muslim namaaj padhan beth janda.. Singh nu gussa aa geya te kehan laga:- kanjra je main AKHAND PAATH rakh lea ta 3 din ethe hi baitha rahenga.......

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 13

Tchr 2 Snta: Ur son is a fool
See his reprt.
Eng-2
Math-5
Scnce-7
SST-8
Hindi-3
Total-25
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Snta-Total me to kamal kiya hai
Is sbjct ki tution tak nhi rakhi thi.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 14

santa ne ek aadmi ke tapad mar dia
Man- meri galati kya h?
Santa-Saale tu kya smajta h me teri galati ka intjar karta rahunga.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 15

Daru Ki Wajah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam Li or Ghar Se Daru Ki Khali Bottles Fekne Laga
1st Fek K Bola: Teri Wajah Se Meri Naukri Chali Gae
2nd Fekte Bola: Teri Wajah Se Meri Biwi or ghar Chala Gaya.
3rd Uthai To Wo Bhari Hui Nikli To Bola : ''''Tu Side Me Ho Ja... Isme Tera Koi Kasoor Nahi Hai.

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In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu
karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: you naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.
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Mother: Do you know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
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Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi
is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul
kar aaye.
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Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
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Sardar shouted angerily to his wife: main teri GaNd mar dunga...sardar
wise : kabi tu aage ki soch liya karue
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Sardar ki gand phat gai .. Mochi ne see kar 25000/- ka bill de diya ..
Sardar ne 50000/- de diye
MOCHI:itne zyada kyoo de rahe ho ?? Sardar: tera bill dekh kar phir
phat gai ha
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Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?
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Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz
aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain.
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1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke khawahish
the k woh zameen par ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat
mil gaye but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe
karain ge .. agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij
diye jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi
ko book lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke. jaisy
he uss ne khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya. ab punjabi
oor pathan reh gaye thae. Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k
liye neechy huwa.(RAKOO WALY HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to
Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho chuka tha .. =))

Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai
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Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?
Gal: Jab Mom and Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi?
Gal: Adult movie thi..
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Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaar? Biwi phir
se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.
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Lady: I'm warning you, my husband is coming back in half an hour.
Man: But I'm not doing anything.
Lady: That's why I'm warning you. Hurry up.
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Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage
hanging outside...
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One agent was tensed.
Dealer: Kya hua?
Agent: Main 6 mahine se tour pe hoon, aur meri biwi pregnant ho gai.
Dealer: Ab pata chala bina order ke maal aaye to kaisa lagta hai...
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eik bhoot ne bhavan ki khidmat ke
bhagvan ne khush hoker usse kaha maang tujhe kia maangna hai
bhoot nay bhagvan se kaha mujhey khoobsurat lerkion ka khoon chosna hai
bhagvan ne ussey 'Always ultra' bana deya
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11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana.
fruit seller : i will not sell less than 12 bananas.
1 girl said : "le le yaar, 1 kha lenge"
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worried mother give her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot
date......girl hugs and laughs at her mother and says-time changed
mom, i am dating my girl friend
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Husband: Aj tak tum kitnay logoon k sath soii ho?
Wife: Such boloon to sirf aap kay sath he soii hoon,baki sabhi k sath
sari sri raat jagi hoon...
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MAN: KISS KAROON?
GIRL: LIPSTICK KHARAB HO GE
MAN: BOOBS DABAOON
GIRL: SHIRT KHARAB HO GI
MAN: FUCK!!!
GIRL: PERIOD MAI HOON
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SOOPER Biscuits
Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama:Chest kaisi hai?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama: or GAND
Daughter:Woh to hay hi SOOPER
Mama: Beta pata hai hum nay tumharee mangni PATHAN say tay kar dee hai.
Daughter: sooper mama, hoon...kya?? ? pathan hai? Please aisa na
karain ,wo sirf gand maray ga.Aap nani kaisay bano ge..
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Degrees Of Girls

B.a = Beautiful Angel

B.e = Beautiful Eyes

B.sc = Beautiful Structure

B.l = Beautiful Lips

M.b.a = Married But Available
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A lady gives a 5ooRs note to a shopkeeper.
shopkeeper said> Did u placed it in ur bra?
Lady said> How do u know?
shopkeeper> bcoz Mahatama gandhi's mouth is open
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Chacha, chachi dono lafange
Bistar pe lete dono nange
Chachi ko lagi thund
Chache ne nikaala lund
Chachi boli "Yeh kya"?
Chacha bola "Machine gun"
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Aik bus mai boys ki team or gulz ki team tyar hueen antakshari khelne
k leayay
Girls: Hum tumhain hara kar dikhayenge
Boys: Hum har gayay. chalo ab dikhao :)
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Girl: Mummy, jab mein susu karti hoon tou seeti ki awaaz aati hai. Aap
ki aati hai?
Mummy : Beta pehle meri bhi aati thi, abh tumhare papa ne baja baja ke
kharab kardi hai
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aik dafa aik sperm ne dosry se kaha ... me bara ho ker dockter bano
ga... dosry ne kaha me pilot bano ga.... suddenly... man
musterbateted. ..bohot faal in flush....dono ne awaz lagai.....
bhenchod ke buchay .... sary... career ki maa chode... heheheheheh
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A crow shits on a sardar.Sardarni hands over tissue to sardarji.
sardar says: Ab kis ki gand poonchu, kawwa to udd gya.
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Man 2 wife : business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove
bavarchi. wife : asshole,if u learn to fuck, we can remove
driver,gardner & watchman!!!! !!!!
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Panties:-

Q:What is the difference between panties of 1970 and panties of 2004?

A:In 1970 you have to pull down the pantie to see the buttocks. In
2004 you have to seperate the buttocks to see the pantie.
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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.
She said, ''Daddy, what is sex?''

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but
decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was
old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees.''

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with
her mouth hanging open.

Her father said, ''Why did you ask that question, honey?''

She replied, ''Mom told me to tell you that dinner will be ready in
just a few sex."
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Sardar on bike and a Pathan on a truck. Both were waiting at a traffic
signal.

Pathan trying to make fun of sardar" are aye sardar jab head mein
khujli hoti hai to helmet utar ke kyun nahi karte" sardar
replies "sade pathan, jab leg pe khujli hoti hai, to pant utar ke kyun
nahi karta"

Signal turn on and sardar goes on. on another road Pathan says to
Sardar " are aye sardar, jab ek helmet(pagdi) pehna hai to doosra kyun
pehna hai" sardar says "oye pathan, jab underwear pehna hai to pant
kyun pehna hai
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To Avoid Doctor's Fees ,,, Sardar Jee After Eye Operation ...

Doctor: Dheerey dheery apni aankhain kholiye ...

sardar : mujeh dikhaayi nahi dey raha ....

doctor: asked a nurse to undress in front of him ...

sardar : mujhe kuch dikhaayi nahi dey raha ...

docotor : ask nurse to open her legs in front of him ...

sardar: mujhe kuch dikhaayi nahi dey raha ...

docotor : aby jhootay .. madarchod .. agar tujhe nazar nahi aaraha to
tera lund kese khara ho gayaaa !!
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Sardarji is irritated of jokes made on him.So He goes 2 his wife and
says"Tell me 1 joke in which i am not involved".Wife said:-I"m
Pregnant!?
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Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing
Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi
condom saath le jaa rahi hai.
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1:Height of Honesty: A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for
>>one & a half ticket.
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>>2:Height of patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and
>>hoping for banana to fall in the right place.
>>
>>
>>3:Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of
>>noodles.
>>
>>
>>4:Height of revenge: A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a
>>needle in his hand
>>
>>
>>5:Height of pain: A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls
>>as his brakes.
>>
>>
>>6:Height of Foolishness: A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass
>>door.
>>
>>
>>7:Height of Noise: Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
>>
>>
>>8:Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her
>>nipples thinking them as pimples.
>>
>>
>>9:Height of Itch: A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof
>>trying to scratch his balls.
>>
>>
>>10:Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an
>>earthquake to do the rest.
>>
>>
>>11:Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.
>>
>>
>>12:Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
>>
>>
>>13:Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a
>>quarter on an island of gays.
>>
>>
>>14:Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.
>>
>>
>>15:Height of Technology: Condom with zip.
>>
>>
>>16:Height of Darkness: A negro searching for his penis in a dark
>>room.
>>
>>
>>17:Height of fashion: A female applying Lipstick to her vertical
>>Lips.
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Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for
identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta
shout together: Yahi thee, Yahi thee"
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KBC..HOST!AMITAB BACHAN to
sardar g:wat iz the color of your wife's bra
A: White
B: Black
C: Red
D: Pink

sardar G: can i call a friend?
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NA HUM AIDS SE DARTE HAYN AUR NA HUM CONDOM SE KARTE HAYN
HUM TU DUNIYA SE DARTE HAYN IS LIE HATHOON SE KARTE HAYN
HAPPY MUTH DAY :)
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on
Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on
everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
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Q:Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?

A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
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ek patient doctor kay pass jaata hai aur kehta hai doctor sahib mera
ek tatta neela (blue)ho gaya hai
doctor kehta hai:yeh to bara masla hai ap ko operation karwa kar yeh
tatta nikalwaana parey ga
patient kehta hai k "NHI"
doctor samjhaata hai k tumhain apni zindagi pyari hai ya apna tatta
patient kehta hai zindagi
doctor us ka operation kar deta hai aur tatta nikaal deta hai
3 din k baad patient dobaara aata hai aur kehta hai "doctor sahib mera
doosra tatta bhi neela ho gaya hai"
doctor kehta hai oh oooo...ap ka phir se operation karna parey ga aur
doosra tatta bhi nikaalna parey ga
patient kehta hai "nhi"
doctor us ko razi kar leta hai aur doosra tatta bhi nikaal deta hai
3 din k baad woh phir aata hai aur kehta hai k doctor sahib mera lund
bhi neela ho gaya hai
doctor kehta hai k yeh bemaari to bari khatarnaak lagti hai ap ka lund
bhi kaatna parey ga
patient kehta hai "MUJHE PEHLE BHI APNI WIFE SE MAAR PARI HAI AB TO
WOH MUJHE GHR SE NIKAAL DE GI"
doctor kehta hai k ap pareshaan mat ho main us ki tarah ka doosra laga
doo ga.aur us ka operation kar deta hai
3 din k baad woh banda phir aata hai aur kehta hai k doctor sahib ap
ne jo new lund lagaya tha woh bhi neela ho gaya
doctor ko gussa aata hai aur kehta hai k apni pent utaroo
phir doctor us ki under wear ko haat lagata hai aur guzzay se kehta
hai "BHARWAY...GANDOO. ...DALLAY. .... TERA TO UNDER WEAR COLOR CHOOR
RAHA HAI"......
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Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah
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raat ki tanhayaan

tail ki chiknayan

uthao botal tail ki

musaratoon k khel ki

na koi munda na koi run

apna hath aur apna hi lun

YEHI TO HE WO APNA PUN
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A Very sexy and attractive Female Employee

meets her boss and says::

"Sir!will u remove something from my Breast?

BOSS:"Wow wats that?"

"Your eyes Sir!!!!"
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Fuck is good

Fuck is funny

Lots of ppl Fuck 4 money

If u think that fuck is funny

FUCK urself and save ur money
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Wife : Thora aram se karo EXPRESS chala rahy ho
Husband: to kya mallgari Chalaon?
Itnay main munna bed se gir jata hai and bolta ha jo marzi chalao par
musafer to na girao
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Girl : Mom , Jony asked me to climb. MoM: You fool he wanted to see
your underwear..
Girl: I Know but i fooled him . I removed my underwear before climing
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Sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra
badalnay lagi.
Sardar ji bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA "

Bangla Love SMS, My Girlsfriend Sms Collection. You can Send Free Love SMS here.

a huge Collection of love poetry.

Love SMS-01

I love you ... I love you ... It is not easy to write without inspiration, it is not easy to laugh , Without joy, it is not easy to love , Without heart , but I think I have one, that's why I can tell you , I love you ............................................................................................

Love SMS-02

Life Depends On Love, Love Depends On

Trust, Trust Depends On Heart, Heart
Depends On Only You . . . .
Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
You explain to me one day, why overnight , you got me dropped , why become another and why you're such an idiot I still love you.

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Love SMS-03

Your luv is unique & special,When u follow only your heart but
no reasons,
no rules,
no what others saying,
not even your own mind !!!!.............................................................

Love SMS-04

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
I had just broken, burned everything , forgotten everything, So that you can finally notice me , but ... You would not know the pain that I felt ... I love you like hell
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Love SMS-05

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
If you were a color, you would be the orange, If you were a tree , you'd beech, If you were a season , you'd spring, If you had a feeling you'd be happy , If you had a wish , you'd be the one , To love you all my life ...

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Love SMS-06

Wajood apna, no Rooh apni,bus aik tamasha _e_zeest thehri..

na dil lagi mai sakoon paya,
na Aashique mai qaraar paya..

na wasal lamhay hi raas aye,
na firaaq hi hum guzar paye.

ajab ya chahat ky marhalay hain,
na jeet paye, na haar paye..

na hi yaadoon ki dhund utri
na dil kay da’aman ko jhaar paye..

na ankhain khowaaboon ko dhoond payin,
na khowab ankhoo ko dhoond paye

bus aik tamasha_e_zeest thehri,
Wajood apna, na rooh apni..!!.............................................................

Love SMS-07

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
You I do not look at you My life either you do not I look like what I aimeet it only looks at me and sees me I love those I aimeje looks they give it to me straight ..............................................................

Love SMS-08

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
You constantly filled my thoughts ..... You're often in my dreams ....... You give one eternal feeling in my heart. It almost broke , You can see it in my eyes. And probably read the expression. On my face, I am filled with love .... My heart is lost, there is only another way to say this , and I felt like that since the debu , and I love you with all my heart .

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry.............................................................

Love SMS-09

You came into my heart, like the sun in uen day because you completely change my life. Maintenent I have only one fear, that of losing you ... But yet I cling to every moment that you are present , and that will be unforgettable for me , for the rest of my life.

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Love SMS-10

Meaningful message for life:Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger!!
No one’s Love is lesser but our expectations r higher!”.............................................................

Love SMS-11

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
Put me in chains , Break me fingers, I cry out to him that I love him, So many times it takes ..

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
To you who brightens my nights Who illuminates my life I give you all my AMOURET forever my pleasure Guardian Guardian of my desires I would be forever yours I love you .

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Love SMS-12

I Am All Yours.My Eyes Are To Stare You.
My Heart Is To Beat For You.
My Mouth Is To Talk To You.
My Arms Are To Hold You Tight.
My Ears Are To Hear Your Sweet Voice.
My Legs Are To Go For A Walk With You.
My Shoulders Are To Put Your Head On… When You Need To.
My Everything Is Only Yours Baby.
I Am Only Yours..Forever..!.............................................................

Love SMS-13

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
You are my angel, you for whom I live, you whom I think you darling , I want you to know , know how much importance you in my eyes,I would never hide , I'll show my best, I have never felt so much love, growing love days every ,I want you to know now and forever , my life without you is not from now my love, you 're my whole life ,you're essential to me , I love you darling, that love is eternal .

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Love SMS-14

Evry Girl Iss Not d Same &

Evry Boy Iss Not d Same,

bcozz u hve Been Hurt By Some1,

Doesn’t mean U Have To Punish..

The Whole World..!!

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Love SMS-15

Mostly parents r worried

ABOUT…

wht their sons download & 

wht their daughters upload…!!

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Love SMS-16

If U pass in exams:

Mom: Bahot khushi ki baat hai !

Dad : Mera beta sher nai sava sher hai !

Sister : good well done.

Lover : So sweet shona…

&

Frnds : Dhokebaaz, kuttey kaminey, oye !

kab pada bey tune itna ?

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Love SMS-17

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
Do not you see , do not touch , do not embrace all that hurts you, but as soon as I see you, I am happy and I am still speechless , at thy beauty that wakes me , The love you you offer me , I especially want you to know , that there was a lot of things , who are important to me , but the first is to be with you !
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Love SMS-18

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
Say you miss me , tell me what you think of me , told me that without me you are nothing , tell me that you want me , tell me that you loved me , tell me that you want to hear my way , told me that you find me attractive , tell me I 'm the best in your eyes, [ ... ] just told me that you love me.............................................................

Love SMS-19

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
Want to take you in my arms, to make you understand how much I love you , how much you mean to me and the place you have in my vie.Juste desire to spend hours against you, to discuss any and nothing, or simply say nothing, just enjoy the presence of the other . All that I want to live with you simply because you are just the man I love and I want to be with anyone else ..............................................................

Love SMS-20

Poem I love you , I love you Poetry
It is so far , I 'm Afraid Of love less . We are no longer together, but the idea was that either I tremble with another . This is my First Love , one of Always. I Can not Stop Him From thinking has , at this time when I Said Yes He is . You were My Man In Me Your wife threw you, But Everything Is Gone , But I Love You Allways and Forever .