Jiboner Prodip ke Valobasar tel diye jwaliye rakho.
Karon surjo purbo dike udita hoye paschim e asta jai.
Kintu valobasar uday Hridaye hoi ..Mrityutei se asta jay.


Alpo Alpo kotha theke kothamalar bristi....
Choto Choto golpo theke valolager sristi,
Majhe Majhe SMS pathale Valobasa ta hoy Misti.
 

Bhalobasar Chobi aaynate jay na Dekha,
Premer Deb Debi Hridayete Thake Anka ,
Tomar Chobi amar buke anka.
Duti pakhi ekti nir,
                Ekti Nodi duti tir.
 
Duti moner aki asha.                                                         
               Tar nam Valobasha
Tumi amar chirodiner valobasa..
Tumi tar jonno heso, Je tomar jonno kande. Tumi tar jonno haro, Je tomar jonno jete.
Agibone tumi takei valobeso, Je tomake tomar theke o besi valobase. Se ke tumi jano?
                          Se holo Tumi tai ami Tomai ato Valobasi  ***

   











Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.


Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.


24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**


Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...


Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!


If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.


I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right


When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you


if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??


Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!


No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday


C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.


Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..


As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..


All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...


Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........


Message:some text missing*
Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....


softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!


Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..


I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!


D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)


Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!


Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!


A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!


U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!


I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....


My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!


Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.


Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!


Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!


Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!


In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!


Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..


U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!


Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'


You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.


I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!


Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!


3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe


To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching

to see you smile again
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.


Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...


The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.


Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.










Sunday, July 12, 2009
1.Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.



2.Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.



3.Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..

CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...

and TRUE Friends STaY forever

beyond words,

beyond time...**



4.FRiEND in different lanaguages...

Iranian - DOST

German - FREUND

Herbew - CHAVER

French - AMi

Pinoy - KAiBiGAN

Dutch - VREND

Mexican - AMiGO


For me.. just simply "YOU"




5. Stars has 5 ends

Square has 4 ends

Trinagle has 3 ends

Line has 2 ends

but Circle of our friendship has no end...



6.A daily thought...


A silent tear...


A Constant wish that u r near...


Words are few but thoughts r deep...


Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!



7.Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.



8.In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!



9.When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!



10.Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...



11.We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!




12. When does a friend become a best friend?

When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"



13.Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.



14.The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.



15.For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!



16.Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!



17.F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SoRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! dats YOU my FRIEND..




18.Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,

otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!



19. ;";

;/ ("v")"; /";"/

/;./ "v" './ %./

is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!



20.FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!



21.KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..



22.As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.



23.To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS



24.Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.



25.Sweetness can be defined without honey.


Fragnance can be defined without Rose.


But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.




26.Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.



27.As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.



28.Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.



29.Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.



30.Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!



31.If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man




32.Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on




33.Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!




34.Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless




35.Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..




36.Leave SOMETHING for friend..


Never Leave FRIEND for something..


coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..




37.If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.




38.When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..



Friend's forever..




39.Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.










1.Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.


2. In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...


3.Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.


4.I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You


5.God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.


6.A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.


7.The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.


8.My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.


9.I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.


10.There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.


11.Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.


12.Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.


13.Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.


14.What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!


15.Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.


16.Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!










Birbal Ki Akalmandi

Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hai
Hamesha Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Esa Puchta Tha Jo Hatt Ke Ho
Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Sooji Aur Birbal Se Bola.
Akbar: “Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Chut Tu Mujhe Lene Dega”
Birbal: “Wada Hujoor, Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai”
Akbar: “Bol?”
Birbal: “Shaadi Aapki Behan Se Karoonga“

Sale Kamine Log

Ek Bar Jai Ne Rote Hue Apne Dost Niraj Ko Bataya
Jai: “Yaar, Bus Mein Mera Kisi Ne Purse Chori Kar Liya”
Niraj Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe, Tune Purse Rakha Kaha Tha?”
Jai: “Pant Ki Piche Wali Jeb Mein”
Niraj: “To Tujhe Pata Nahi Laga Kya?”
Jai Rote Hue: “Ab Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Vo Purse Bhi Nikal Lega“

Bill Kaise Pay Kare

Cabel Wala Flat Ki Ghanti Bajata Hai, Toh Andar Se Aunti Awaaz Lagati Hai.
Aunti: “Koun?”
Cabel Wala: “Aunty, Iss Mahine Ka Cabel Ka Bill De Do”
Aunti: “Baad Mein Aana Aah Aah Aa Aaaahnaa, Abhi Doodh Wale Ka Chuka Rahi Hoon“

Ladkiyo Ke Kapdo Ki Fitting

Ek Ladki Tailor Ke Paas Suit Silvane Jaati Hai. Tailor Ladki Ka Naap Lete Hue Bolta Hai.
Tailor (Fitting Ka Naap Lete Hue):- “Koi Boyfriend Hai?”
Girl:- “Haan, Kyon?”
Tailor:- “Use Bolna Thode Din Left Side Pe Jyada Dhyaan De, Fitting Sahi Baithegi“

Daulat Ki Koi Kimat Nahi Tharak Ke Aage

Salim Aur Anarkali Ke Pyar Ka Kissa Bada Mashoor Hai, Ek Bar Dono Apas Mein Bat Kar Rahe The.
Salim: “Jaaneman Tere Kadmo Mein Rakh Dunga Saara Khazana”
Anarkali Ko Sex Ki Iccha Sata Rahi Thi, Sunke Boli.
Anarkali: “Maa Chudane Gaya Tera Khazana, Andar Daal Aur Chal Shuru Kar Dabaana.“

Hay Re In Taxes Ne Maar Diya

Pranav Mukharji (Finance Minister) Ne Ek Bar Callgirl Se Pucha.
Mukharji: “Kitna Leti Ho?”
Callgirl: “Aage Ka 200 Aur Peche Ka 220”
Mukharji Hairani Se: “Areey Piche Ka 220 Kyu?”
Callgirl: “10% Turnover Tax“

Samaan Apna Apna

Pati – Patni Talaq Ke Baad Apna-Apna Samaan Alag Kar Rahe The.
Pati (Bra Dete Hue): “Yeh Lo Apne Doodh Ka Dakkan”
Patni (Underwear Dete Hue): “Yeh Lo Murde Ka Kafan“

Hathon Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Mante

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ka Khada Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Patni Ne Usko Muh Mein Le Liya Aur Koshish Ki Par Fir Bhi Baat Nahi Bani.
Husband Ko Ye Dekhar Gusa Aaya Aur Bola: “Durr Hatt Ja, Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante“

Ooi Maa, Ab Bahar Bhi Nikal Lo Na

Ladke Ne Sex Start Kiya To Ladki Bolti Hai.
Ladki: “Jaanu, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai”
Ladka: “Koi Baat Nahi Thodi Der Mein Nahi Hoga”
Ladki: “Nahi Jaanu Bohat Ho Raha Hai Nikal Lo Na”
Ladka: “Tum Bas 10 Tak Gino, Main Nikal Lunga.”
Ladki: “1-2-Aa-3-4-5-Uff-6-7-8-Aah-Aa-9-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-2 Or 2 Or 2, Or Do”

IPL Ke Male Lo I-Pill Ke Sath

Six And Sex:
Utha Ke Maro To Six,
Lita Ke Maro To Sex,
Bahar Gaya To Six,
Andar Gaya To Sex,
Dono Haath Upar To Six,
Dono Per Upar To Sex
Enjoy IPL With I-Pill..

Ladkiyo Ko Suzav

Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Kahna Hai Ki Ladkiyo Ko Apni Shave Regular Karte Rahna Chahiye
Ab Aap Ladkiya Soch Rahi Hongi Ki Kyu?
Isliye Ki Agar Baal Jyada Badd Jayenge To Unmein Jue Pad Sakti Hai
Ab Agar Jue Padengi To Unka Dil Udhar Khujli Karne Ka Bhi Karega
Khujli To Hath Se Karni Padegi, Aur Jab Udhar Hath Lagega To Maja Bhi Aayega
Aur Jab Maja Aayega To Fir Aur Maja Lene Ka Dil Karega.
Hath Se Jab Dil Bhar Jayega To Fir Koi Boy Friend Banane Ka Dil Karega.
Aur Aage To Aap Ladkiya Sayani Hi Ho.
Isliye Agar Pyaar Vyaar Ke Chakkar Se Bachna Hai To Regular Shave Karti Raha Karo.
Note: Jin Jin Ladkiyo Ne Taazi Shave Kari Hai, Vo Ek Bar Mujhe Check Karne Ka Moka De, Taki Main Bata Saku Ki Sahi Se Ki Hai Ya Nahi---

Do Dost

"Do Bahut Hi Sachhe Dosto Ki Kahani, Jo Ye Sabit Karti Hai Ki.. Dost Ho To Aise, Nahi To Na Ho"
Golu & Molu Bahut Achhe Dost The Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai.
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha.
Golu: “Abe Tu Kaise Mara?”
Molu: “Thand Se, Aur Tu?”
Golu: “Mene Aatam Hatya Ki”
Molu: “Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khusi Se Jee Raha Tha?”
Golu: “Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li”
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola.
Molu: “Bhonsdi Ke Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur Na Mein Thand Se“

Aap Bhi Apni Problem Baba Ji Ko Bataye

Rakshi Sawant Ne Ek Bar Socha Ki Vo Bhi Kisi Pandit Ya Jyotish Ke Pas Jakar Apni Kismat Check Karvaye.
To Ja Pahunchi Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Aur Boli.
Rakhi Sawant: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Hath Mein Dhan Ki Rekha Hai?”
Ab Apne Baba Saxidas Bhi Muh pe Baat Kah Dete Hai, Muskuraye Aur Bole
Baba Ji: “Bachha Haath Mein To Pata Nahi, Par Tumhari Salwar Mein To Jarur Hai“

Chhiiiiiiiiii Kitna Ganda Joke Hai

Hospital Mein Dekha Gaya Ek Scene.
Doctor Marij Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Karke Betha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Us Se Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Usne Akhir Doctor Se Puch Hi Liya.
Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Doctor: “Mareej Ko Ulti Kara Raha Hu”
Aadmi Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: “Par Aise Kaise ?”
Doctor: “Dekhta Ja, Abhi Ye Ungli Iske Muh Mein Dalunga Na, To Karega Na“

Har Koi Ek Jaisa Nahi Hota

Ek Baar Pati Or Uski Patni Decide Karte Hain Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Gullak Mein Paise Dalenge.
After A Month. Pati Patni Gullak Kholte Hai.
Pati: “Maine 10/- Ke Note Dale The, Yeh 500/-, 100/-, 50/- Ke Kahaan Se Aaye?”
Patni: “Har Koi Tumhari Tarah Kanjoos Thodi Hi Hota Hai“

Budhapa Pension

"Budhapa Pension Leke Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya. Par Patni Ne Kuch Esa Bol Ke Uska Sara Mood Hi Kharab Kar Diya."
Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola.
Pati: “Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai”
Biwi: “Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata“

Hawas Ke Pujari

Jaruri Nahi Ki Sirf Insaan Hi Sex Ke Deewane Ho, Jaanwar Bhi Sex Ko Pasand Karte Thai
Isi Tarha Jungle Mein Ek Din Gadhe Ko Tharak Chadi Hui Thi, Himmat Karke Vo Sherni Ke Pass Gaya Aur Usko Bola.
Gadha: “I Love You, Darling”
Sherni Ne Ye Suna Aur Guse Se Boli.
Sherni: “Chal Chal, Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Tune, Nikal Idhar Se”
Gadha: “Abe Shakal Ko Maar Goli Niche Dekh”
Sherni: “Ohhh, I Love You Too Janu“

Divorced But Still Virgin

On The Wedding Night.
Wife: “Hey Be Gentle Please .. Its My First Time On Bed”
Husband Shocked: “What? But You Have Been Divorced Three Times”
Wife: “Yes”
My 1st Husband Was A “Philosopher” He Only Talked About It.
2nd Was “Gynecologist” He Just Kept Looking At It.
3rd Was “Engineer” He Needed A Year To Design A New Way To Do It.
And You Are A “Politician” So This Time I Know I Am Going To Be “Fu-Ked” Like The Whole Country.

A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth

A Great Thinker Once Said:
A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth ….
Can Be A Dentist.
Shame On Your Dirty Thinking.

Insulting SMS For Your Friend

Ek Ladka Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha,
Ladki Achanak Zor Se Hansi,
Ladka: “Kya Hua Jaan?”
Ladki: “Jaanu Tumhara To Ek Hi Tatta Hai”
Ladka: “Nahi Jaan Dusra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai“

Girlfriend Ke Saath Kya Kar Raha Tha

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath,
Kamre Ke Andhar,
Table Ke Upar,
Pankhe Ke Neeche,
De Tacatac… Tacatac…
De Tacatac… Tacatac…
Salo Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri Nahi Har Jagha Sex Hi Kare.

Apne To Apne Hote Hai

Jhuke Lund Ke Bhi Sapne Hote Hai,
Chut Milne Ke Bhi Nagme Hote Hai,
Agar Khada Na Ho Apka Kabhi Chodne Mein,
To Hamein Yaad Karna Kyun Ki Apne To Apne Hote Hai.

King Or Queen

A Newly Married Man Was Standing In Front Of A Mirror Naked.
And Was Admiring His Physique. “Two Inches More & I Will Be A King”
Suddenly The Wife Comes In And Says,“Two Inches Less & You Will Be A Queen“

Vakiye Hi Samp Bhi Mar Gaya Aur Lathi Bhi Na Tooti

Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote Isko Ek Shabd Mein Samjhao?
.
“MUTTH

Difference Between Foreigner And Indian After Whiskey

Whats The Difference Between Foreigner And Indian After Two Pegs Of Whiskey?
Foreigner Says: “Good Night Sweet Dreams”
Indian Says: “Bhai Ab Batao Kiski Maan Chodni Hai“

Aisa Q ?

Question Of The Year.
Jab Mohobbat Or Jung Mein Sab Jayaz Hai,
To Mohobbat Mein Hone Wale Chunnu Munnu Na-Jayaz Kyun?

Warning On A T-Shirt Of A Girl

Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
“Statutory Warning: Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside“

Beware Of Doctors

A Lady Died Of Aids Because Her Doctor Made A Mistake In Prescription.
He Wrote, Make Frequent Changes In ‘Males‘ Instead Of ‘Meals‘ Beware Of Doctors

Definition Of A Lesbian?

Question: “What Is The Definition Of A Lesbian?”
Answer: “Just Another Damn Woman Trying To Do A Man’s Job“

Yaad To Aayegi Hi

Suhag Raat Ko Pati Ne Patni Ki Taange Uthai, To Patni Rone Lagi
Pati: “Kya Hua?”
Patni: “Kuch Nahi Hamra Padosi Deepak Yaad Aagya, Uska Bhi Yehi Style Tha“





Kisi aur ke baho mein rahakar
Wo humse wafa ki bate karte hai
Ye kaisi chahat hai yaro,
Wo bewafa hai jankar bhi,
HUM UNHI SE PYAR KARTE HAI..

Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,
Agar hai to ek mohbbat,
jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!

Muddat ke baad mile toh mera naam hi poochh leeya
Fraaz!!!
Rukhsat ke waqt jisne kaha tha..
Tum bahut yaad aaoge.

Intjaar mein
intjaar ka bhi
intjaar naa raha..
to kya hua pyaar to hai,
chaahe aitbaar na raha.

Kya hoon main aur kya samajhte hai,
Sab raaz nahi hote batane wale,
Kabhi tanhaiyo mein aakar dekhna,
Kaise rote hai sabko hasane wale.

Some Time We Fail to Understand..
the Feelings of very Close People in our Life.
Because a Book held very Nearer to Eyes is very Difficult to read.
Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko,
Meri tanhai ka ehsaas dila do mujhko,
Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zaroorat kya hai,
Main diya hoon kisi chaukhat pe jala do mujko.







 Hindi Love SMS
Ret Pe Naam Kabhi Likhte Nahin
Ret Pe Likhe Naam Kabhi Tikte Nahin
Tum Kehte Ho Patthar Dil Hoon Main
Patthar Pe Likhe Naam Kabhi Mit Te Nahin…

Hindi Love SMS
Hamara Rishta Hai Hum Nibhayenge
Pal Pal Aapko Satayenge Hasayenge
Aapko Toh Fursat Hi Nahi Yaad Karne Ki
Par Hum SMS Karke Yaad Dilayenge!


Heart Touching SMS
Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil,
Naa jane kyu tanhai mai bhkhadta hai dil,
Kisi ko pana koi badi baat nahi hai,
Par kisi ko khone se darta hai ye dil…

heart touching sms in hindi
Sookhe patton se pyaar kar lenge
Hum to tum par etbaar kar lenge
Tum ye to kaho, tum humare ho sanam
Hum zindagi bhar intezaar kar lenge..

Hindi Love SMS
Iss nacheez dil ki gustakhi toh dekho
Chala hai chand se ishq ka izhaar karne
Jiski roshni se roshan hai puri duniya
Usi ko chala hai pyaar ka roshni dene…

Hindi Love SMS
Fijao mein mehakti shaam ho tum,
Pyaar mein chalakta jaam ho tum,
Tumhe dil mein chupaye rakhte hain,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum…

Love Shayari SMS
Pal pal uska saath nibhate hum,
Ek ishare par duniya chor jaate hum,
Samnder ke beech mein pahunch kar fareb kiya usne,
Wo kehta to kinare par hi doob jaate hum….

















:SUPRABHAT:
S=Sundar Sakal a
U=Ushar Alo
P=Pub Akashe
R=Rakto Ranga
A=Abir Choa
B=Bhalobasa r
H=Hridoy Bhora
A=Ananda Sab
T=Toke Dilam:-)
dinta shuvo hok.

Amay khuje pabe tumi sisir veja ghase,vorer oy misti aloy thakbo tomar pase.sokol somoy jokhon tumi vabbe neje aka,hajar sritir vere tumi pabe amar dekha.Gdmng.

Surjimama Pub
Akase Marche Ukijhuki,
Emon Dine Ghumie Keno Uthe Poro Dekhi.
Ghasher Upar Ektu Sisir,
Mithe Roder Khela,
Esob Niye Valo Katuk Tomar
"SOKAL BELA".

Shukher sriti rakho mone

Mishe theko apon-jone

Maan avimaan sakol vule

khusir pradip rekho jele

SUPROVAT










aami aaj bose aachi__
sudhu poth cheye__
sudur digante__
sudhu aalor choa__
aajo aachi ekla bose__
sudhu sei suvokhaner__
suvo protikhai__
aajo valobashi tomai__
sudhu tomai___!!

by Bappa_2u
SMS hoye thakbo ami tomar ridoy jure,
ringtone hoye bajbo ami misti modhur sure,
kokhono vebona ami tomar theke dure,
bondhu hoye achhi ami tomar nayan jure.
Swapna Churar Niel Pori Mele Duti Dana,
Samne Dekho Valobasa Neito Nissedh Mana.
Diner Bela Vobo ghure Barta ase Swapnabhore,
Rat Jaga Oi Akhir Polok Notcare Kare
More
Ghum Gulo Sab Uria Dilam Achin Desher Achinpure.
bhul kreche konse pakhi
mon je chay take ami BONDI kre raki










কোন এক বসন্তের প্রাণবন্ত সকাল। অনির্দিষ্টের মতো ছেলেটা একটা শপিং কমপ্লেক্সের ভিতর এদিক-সেদিক ঘোরাঘুরি করতে থাকে। একসময় তার চোখ পড়ে যায় একটা CD-স্টোরের কাউন্টারে দাঁড়ানো খুব সুন্দর একটা মেয়ের দিকে। মেয়ের হাসিটা ছিল অপূর্ব রকমের সুন্দর , ছেলেটা প্রথম দেখায় মেয়েটার প্রেমে পড়ে যায়। এটাই মনে হয়, Love At First Sight.

ছেলেটা সামনে এগিয়ে একটা CD নিয়ে মেয়েটার দিকে বাড়িয়ে দেয়।

ছেলেটা: "আমি এই CD-টা কিনতে চাচ্ছিলাম।"
মেয়েটা: (হাসিমুখে) "তুমি চাইলে আমি এটা তোমার জন্য সুন্দর দেখে একটা প্যাকেটে Wrapping করে দিতে পারি।"
ছেলেটা মাথা নিচু করে সম্মতি জানায়।

মেয়েটা কিছুক্ষনের মধ্যে শপ-এর ভিতর থেকে CD-টা Wrapping করে নিয়ে আসে। ছেলেটা CD-টা নিয়ে বাসায় চলে যায়। এরপর থেকে ছেলেটা প্রতিদিন CD-শপে এসে একটা করে CD কিনতে থাকে। মেয়েটা আগের মতোই তা Wrapping করে দেয়। ছেলেটা Wrapping করা CD নিয়ে গিয়ে বাসায় তার সেল্ফ-এ রেখে দেয়। ছেলেটা অনেক চেষ্টা করে মেয়েটাকে তার ভালোলাগার কথা বলার, কিন্তু তা বলতে পারে না। ছেলেটার মা একসময় বিষয়টা জানতে পারে। তখন তিনি তার ছেলেকে পরামর্শ দেন সাহস করে মুখ ফুটে একবার কথাটা বলে দেখতে।

পরদিন ছেলেটা আবার CD-শপে যায়। প্রতিদিনের মতো সে আজও একটা CD কেনে। ছেলেটা ভালোলাগার কথা বলার চেষ্টা করে এবং আজও ব্যর্থ হয়। মেয়েটা CD-টা Wrapping করার জন্য ভিতরে চলে যায়। এমন সময় ছেলেটার মাথায় একটা বুদ্ধি খেলা করে। সে সাথে সাথে একটা কাগজের মধ্যে লিখে, "কেন জানি তোমাকে আমার অসম্ভব রকমের ভালো লেগে গেছে। আমরা কি আগামি পরশুদিন বিকালে কফিশপে দেখা করতে পারি।" লেখাটার নিচে সে তার নাম ও ফোন নাম্বার লিখে রাখে। এরপর কাগজটা মেয়েটার ডেস্কের উপর রেখে ছেলেটা দৌড়ে চলে যায় CD-শপ থেকে।

[গল্পের এই পর্যায়ে এসে ছেলেটার আর মেয়েটার নামকরণ করা যাক। ধরা যাক ছেলেটার নাম 'জন' আর মেয়েটার নাম 'মারিয়া'।]


পরশুদিন বিকাল। এক ঘন্টা ধরে মেয়েটা কফিশপে অপেক্ষা করছে ছেলেটার জন্য। ছেলেটার অনুপস্থিতি দেখে একসময় মেয়েটা ডায়াল করে ছেলেটার ফোন নাম্বারে। ছেলেটার মা ফোন রিসিভ করে।

- "হ্যালো"
-- "জন আছে? ওকে একটু দেওয়া যাবে?"
- "কে বলছো তুমি?"
-- "আমি মারিয়া"
- "মারিয়া, তুমি কি জান না 'জন' গতকাল রোড অ্যাক্সিডেন্টে ........."

ছেলেটার মা আর কথা কমপ্লিট করতে পারেন না, তার দুইচোখ বেয়ে কান্না চলে আসে। তিনি ধীরে ধীরে তার মৃত ছেলের রুমে যান। একসময় তার চোখ পড়ে যায় ছেলেটার সেল্ফ-এর উপর সাজিয়ে রাখা অসংখ্য Wrapping করা CD-এর উপর। তিনি অবাক হয়ে দেখেন যে একটা CD-ও Wrapping করা অবস্থা থেকে খোলা হয়নি।

তিনি একটা CD হাতে নিয়ে Unwrapped করেন। CD-এর ভিতর একটা কাগজ খুঁজে পান তিনি। তাতে লেখা আছে, "কেন জানি তোমাকে আমার অসম্ভব রকমের ভালো লেগে গেছে। আমরা কি কোন একদিন বিকালে কফিশপে দেখা করতে পারি - 'মারিয়া'।"

সাথে সাথে তিনি আর একটা CD হাতে নিয়ে Unwrapped করেন। আবার এই CD-এর ভিতরেও তিনি আর একটা কাগজ খুঁজে পান। তাতে লেখা আছে, "কেন জানি তোমাকে আমার অসম্ভব রকমের ভালো লেগে গেছে। আমরা কি কোন একদিন বিকালে কফিশপে দেখা করতে পারি - 'মারিয়া'।"