Love Sms korla I send priy the numberat A,
Sms porlo wearing mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap Hole plugs and Koz kichi hoy
priy father Mobile a dakha water was voy.
Aka Sms a leg galo jilapin the pacha,
Taito AKhodi Korina except Mobile SMS
 

Hooyto Tomaiy Valobesaa Korechilm Vhul,

Taieto Aakhon Kidichi Sai Vhular E Mashul,

Phool Vabe Tumaari Smog Kortam Sadoon,

Tai Bodhoy Soitey Hochcha Ktar Jontronaa ..........

 Harabo ami Jedi ..

HARIYE JABO Jedi Ami,
PORBE AMAY MONE….
THE WEEK IN FOTA JOL,
TOMAR CHOKHER file ....
Sedin JOTOI having fewer Amaya,
DEBO NA SARA R ....
HOYE drop ITI AKASHER,
CHOTTO EKTI FORT ....

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Jail officer:Jail khaner vitore jara ase tara sobay durdanto chalak,tome control korte parbe ta?
Chakuri parthi: parbona mane? Beshi tere bere korle gar dore jail theke ber kore dibo.

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Nate: Nana, 2mer boyos koto?
Nana: kure bsor.
Nate: bolo ki? Matro 20 bosor?
Nana: er beshi je ami gunte pare na.

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Gonak: apne komse kom 100 bosor bachben,
Man: jodi na bache?
Gonak: ta hole ase amer 2 gale 2 ta char marben.

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Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbe
Chakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.
Chakuridata: keno?
Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bolto ami er jonno responsible.

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Sota bon: vi, ma bolsen tume koyta mas doreso bolte?
Boro vi: make gia bol, porer masta dorte parle 1 ta hobe.

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Roge: Dakter sab,amake kukure kamrayse.
Doctor: apne janen na je amar roge dekhar somoy 4-8 ta.
Roge: ami ta jane,kintu oi hotochora kukur ta ar ota jane na.

Bangla jokes SMS

Same: 2me ki vebeso ami gadha?
Wife: ate vabavabir ta kisu dekse na!

Bangla jokes SMS

Wife: 2mer bondhu jake bia korte jasse sei meea ta akta dajjal, take baron koro.
Hus: keno baron korbo? Se ki amer somoy baron korsilo?

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Matal: kire tor abba koy?
Boy: ki dorker?
Matal: ai talgasta chayte ailam, ata dia akta hater lathi banabo.
Boy: ai gasta abba mesowak korar jonno rekhe diease.

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Ist friend: kire! Ai samanna agate akdom kahil! ak soptaho dore akber o gorer bahire jassis na je?
2nd friend: na, mane, je trak ta amake dakka dieasilo seter gaea lekha silo aber dekha hobe.

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ame ak rate sopna deklam tumi ulonggo hoe rastaey douraitaso .Ta dekha ekti kukur hastasa.Ami kukur atka jiggasa korlam tui hastaso kano.Kukur bollo ,ami jibona prothom kono prani dheklam jar lez samna.

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wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato?
hus: kija bolo na tome?
wife: ame pragrant
husb: ata to kusir khobor
wofe:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae




Bangla funny SMS

Akdin ak mayea Razaker huzur ke jiggas korlo,
Kono sele ke chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Naozbillah
tayle kono lok ke chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Astagfirullah
Apnake chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Jee, Bismillah.

Bangla funny SMS

O sms gie amar salam bolish. Save korle dhonnobad dish. Delit korle pashani bolish ar jodi na pore to sms charge nie nish.

Bangla funny SMS

Chumo holo premer chabi. Prem holo bier tala. Bie holo bachcha- kachchar baxo.. Ar bachcha- holo Bangladesher shomoshsha (population). Tai chumo khaoa theke biroto thako.

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Ami pathore tomar nam likhlam, ar pathorta khoye gelo. Ami kagoje tomar nam likhlam, ar kagojta chhire gelo. Ami hreedoye tomar nam likhlam, ar amar "HEART ATTACK" hoye gelo!!!

Bangla funny SMS

Ami thhik korechhilam, tomake prithibir shobcheye shundor ebong mishti upoharta pathhabo. Kintu postman chitkar kore bollo,...ber hooo haramjada postbox theke.

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2mi ekhon ki korchho, bolbo? Boi porchho? Na, na! gun shunchho? Uhu! Tv dekhchho? Nah! Yaah, dhore felechhi-- ! Amar sms porchho. Oh, ekhon tumi hashchho. Hashte thako.

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Shundori tumi hote paro, tai bole amio dekhte kharap noi. Shurommo dalane tumi thaktei paro, tai bole amio pother bhikheri noi. Bhalobeshar por bolchho je tumi bibahita, kan khule shune nao amio bachelor noi

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Mone achhe shei dintir kotha, jhir-jhir hawa boichhilo, train ta platform-e darolo, tumi amay dekhle, ami ekta close-up hashi dilam, tumi guti paye kachhe ele ar bolle Allahrwaste kichhu dengo baba!

Bangla Most Funny sms
SHOTRU
Exam Special :
"Ami Vidyasagor Noah's room likhe debo r Murkho of Noah's rooms Chere Debo.
Ami holam STUDENT, sala! B) Lekha y to Lekha Majhi Sat Dekha Tuke Debo ...

VOGOBAN Noi crying debo j passes
r bajee edited noi day mobilization dbo file ..
Ami holam C.U..
Salina passes r er fail majhkhane pleads diye lotke rekhe DBO ..

Rogi-Doctor babu amar PATLA POTTY hochhe.
Dr. Koto-Patla?
Rogi-khub Patla.
Dr.. Epidemiology-khub Monday patla?
Rogi (angry)-eto je Patla apnisi KULKUCHI parben cards!

1 jon k teacher of student Bollo "Bolo KOTHA NOC TO STUDENT OF USE BESI KARE RA?"
St-"Green and SIR!!!!"
Te- "1 DAM RIGHT BOSO.